There were five monkeys...
But that's a story for another time.
This is pretty much what school has consisted of lately:
They had sweet loving serx in the zoo. Which is when he he 13whipped out his terrorist exploding device, and thrust it inside of her. The result was horrifying and moist. Her vagina emitted a sound like a foghorn, and he yelled. “FOR GOD! FOR CUNTRY! FOR THE USSR!” He ripped off the jacket of his USSR army uniform and reviled his nipple piercing, one of which was connect to a black wire. The black wire was connected to the deviced around his ballz and lol serx. Then they jumped ina helocopter and did it doggy style with a cayote family, who raised them like their young. The German Shepard, was not pleased, and proceeded to parachute out of the vehilcle, “MEIN KOMPH! MEIN FUUR MOTHER RUSSIA IS BRO’IN OUT MAN! (say no to bro-rape.) It was later discovered that he was Hitler.
In the Bakery, they met Raspuitin, the Mad Monk who was on his honeymoon with Mickey Mouse, and was clothed in a pirate hat and a frilly pink thong, which is historically proven. He then informed (despite the presence of his spouse) Anastasia that he could cure her in his pants. Tim Byrne made an appearance, and then he carved a ‘t’ into a 123456scantily clad women’s dress, and then ran off with his sword(s). The babushka was not pleased. Ich bin depri und su mama tambien. And then Rasputin jumped the Berlin wall and faught Lafayette in outer space. In a galaxy far far away, where they had make-up sex with Chubacca who proceeded to tie them up and whip them until their brains turned into mush and they became delighted zombies.
He was pulled out of his reverie by a soft rumble of thunder, and turned away to step into the comfortingly warm shop, holding the curtain aside for her entry. And then she butt-fucked him with a cucumber and mackerel from the sushi place ‘round THE CORNER.
And this is not a bad thing.
I've been pleasantly confused latley, which is just fine for now.
Tomorrow I hope there are enormous thunderstorms.
This is pretty much what school has consisted of lately:
They had sweet loving serx in the zoo. Which is when he he 13whipped out his terrorist exploding device, and thrust it inside of her. The result was horrifying and moist. Her vagina emitted a sound like a foghorn, and he yelled. “FOR GOD! FOR CUNTRY! FOR THE USSR!” He ripped off the jacket of his USSR army uniform and reviled his nipple piercing, one of which was connect to a black wire. The black wire was connected to the deviced around his ballz and lol serx. Then they jumped ina helocopter and did it doggy style with a cayote family, who raised them like their young. The German Shepard, was not pleased, and proceeded to parachute out of the vehilcle, “MEIN KOMPH! MEIN FUUR MOTHER RUSSIA IS BRO’IN OUT MAN! (say no to bro-rape.) It was later discovered that he was Hitler.
In the Bakery, they met Raspuitin, the Mad Monk who was on his honeymoon with Mickey Mouse, and was clothed in a pirate hat and a frilly pink thong, which is historically proven. He then informed (despite the presence of his spouse) Anastasia that he could cure her in his pants. Tim Byrne made an appearance, and then he carved a ‘t’ into a 123456scantily clad women’s dress, and then ran off with his sword(s). The babushka was not pleased. Ich bin depri und su mama tambien. And then Rasputin jumped the Berlin wall and faught Lafayette in outer space. In a galaxy far far away, where they had make-up sex with Chubacca who proceeded to tie them up and whip them until their brains turned into mush and they became delighted zombies.
He was pulled out of his reverie by a soft rumble of thunder, and turned away to step into the comfortingly warm shop, holding the curtain aside for her entry. And then she butt-fucked him with a cucumber and mackerel from the sushi place ‘round THE CORNER.
And this is not a bad thing.
I've been pleasantly confused latley, which is just fine for now.
Tomorrow I hope there are enormous thunderstorms.