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[chosered]

The last time that I was on the Network, I was cursed for the second time in five months. I think some people think it's luck, that I never seem to get cursed, and I guess that's a pretty accurate assessment, since I don't know why else I don't end up cursed. I eat the food and drink the water so it can't be like Persephone, trapped in Hades

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[misterblackbird]

Tamaki seems to be taking most excellent care of 'Mrs Cow'.

[chosered]

Better than any job I could do, I promise.

[misterblackbird]

Perhaps it's for the best, then.

[chosered]

He certainly seems devoted to her care.

[misterblackbird]

And have you posed with and petted the cow yourself as yet?

[chosered]

I'm not very good with livestock.

[misterblackbird]

As you say, you did try to wrestle it to the ground. Perhaps you aren't, then.

[chosered]

I thought you weren't supposed to judge people based on curses.

[misterblackbird]

Sometimes a bit of truth comes out in the course of a curse.

[chosered]

I don't think I have an addiction to jumping on cows.

Although I did tip one, once. I was very high.

[misterblackbird]

How do you tip a cow?

[chosered]

Well, you and some friends, usually high or drunk, go and push a cow until it tips over.

[misterblackbird]

You must have to drink quite a lot to find that entertaining.

[chosered]

It's sort of a mix of being very inebriated and extremely bored.

[misterblackbird]

I suppose that's all the explanation I should need.

[chosered]

It's the truth, isn't that enough?