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[chosered]

[See Kenny

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[sparkling_by]

Ah... you know, exercising while eating isn't good for your tummy.

[chosered]

[Kenny is sort of....half on the cow, his toes on the ground, his sword forgotten. The cow seems...unperturbed.]

Eating? I'm not eating, this cow is not meant for humans to eat.

[sparkling_by]

Er. No, no. It was eating. In fact, you should apologize for spoiling its dinner.

[chosered]

I'm not apologizing to the Cretan Bull. Do you know what its done?

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[adamantined]

You know, I think it's waiting for you to milk it.

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[chosered]

Of course not! You can't milk a bull.

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[adamantined]

It's missing a couple things that would make it an actual bull.

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[chosered]

[He is now leading the Cretan Cow along on a leash]

Clearly. Four legs, bovine nose, a hobby of terrorizing the locals - this is the Cretan Bull.

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[had_not_lived]

That's... I don't think that's a bull, you know.

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[chosered]

Of course it is. It's the Cretan Bull.

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[had_not_lived]

Don't bulls have horns?

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[chosered]

This is a very clever bull. It came prepared.

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[thiefparker]

[There is serious applause first.]

Is the cow as evil as the horses? I've taken care of them.

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[chosered]

Of course. It seduces innocent queens.

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[thiefparker]

Ew.

It deserves to be steaks then. Sweet flesh of beasts for feasting!

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[chosered]

No, this bull must be sacrificed by the King to the gods.