The Great Michael does not like numbers! Maths. Whatever...

Nov 23, 2006 17:40

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!! WHY THE FUCK IS SO COLD AND WHY I’M INSIDE A SHITTY FOUNTAIN?!

Yo, this isn’t funny, guys. AT ALL. Whoever did this can kiss their asses goodbye. Roasted chicken, well cooked!

Since when Briah has retarded fountains like this, anyways? It looks like something only the nag would like, all so white and… wet. She would splash in them with her shitty cloud-whales and lilies all day. Girly stuff. Grade A Gross.

So old man Uriel wanted me to find the pansy Chairman Raziel who got lost during his angsty escapes to the lower layers. Frickin’ boo. Had to do it all alone. Stupid Raphael, playing Sleeping Beauty now! But what the hell, being comatose is like the new black for angels. Everyone does it! Slitting their throats was emo enough. No trace of him. Maybe a demon ate him. Whatever.

So...

Where the fuck I'm?

Fuck! Did I just sneeze?! That’s it. Goin’ to turn this into a Jacuzzi!!

((OOC: Please don't get into the fountain >> The water will boil down until Michael leaves. The cold temperature will return it to normal, don't worry)).
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