Drunken New Year's Eve Meme
by limitedbythesky
chosenchick01's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 06:21:32 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:10:05 AM
Alco Money! : $ 532
Guests of Honour
yuuichiro is a glum Taoist. yuuichiro drank 2 Gins.
velvetwhip is a good-humored Agnostic. velvetwhip drank 20 Aftershocks.
mistress_shiny is an offensive Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters. mistress_shiny decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
jessica_84 is a pleasant Buddhist. jessica_84 drank 6 Sherrys, 3 Irish Creams, 1 Cognac.
chosenchick01 is a graceful Hindu. chosenchick01 drank 6 Kahluas.
blackrose_05 is a downcast Atheist and a serious booze-hound. blackrose_05 drank 11 Aftershocks.
kittykat_kk is a bouncy Atheist. kittykat_kk drank 6 Bloody Marys.
wheregodsroam is a bouncy Muslim and a newbie boozer. wheregodsroam drank 12 Whiskeys, 8 Ales.
deathyukata is a catty Agnostic and a bumbling, stumbling, bona-fide drunk. deathyukata drank 4 Aligator Bites, 1 Pulque.
kallie_kat is a jaunty Agnostic. kallie_kat drank 8 Vodkas, 1 Mescal, 1 Mint Julep, 1 Champagne, 1 Bloody Mary, 1 Coffee Liqueur.
highrise is a detestable Agnostic. highrise drank 13 Pulques, 5 Cognacs, 1 Stout, 1 Aligator Bite.
nash_brennan is a stricken Wiccan and a main-stay at their local bar. nash_brennan drank 4 Tequilas.
skybound2 is a psychotic Agnostic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. skybound2 drank 10 Vodkas.
Sick!
For some barfing is merely a hobby, whereas for velvetwhip, chosenchick01, blackrose_05, kittykat_kk, wheregodsroam, kallie_kat, highrise, skybound2 they are hoping to turn professional within the next few months. Good luck to you!
Fights
mistress_shiny was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of nash_brennan at a party hosted by someone known only as chosenchick01. nash_brennan was burnt at the stake at chosenchick01's home sometime around 05:24:16 AM.
'You bastard Sodomite! When the Lord gets hold of you he'll finely tan your ass' goaded mistress_shiny at kittykat_kk. kittykat_kk refused to respond and instead laced mistress_shiny's drink with laxatives. Recent reports suggest that mistress_shiny is still shitting like a mad hawk to this day.
Lovers
SEX BOMB! SEX BOMB! nash_brennan is most definately kallie_kat's bomb of sexness!
The Drunkest
In the middle of the night highrise woke up shouting "DRINK!!! FECK!!! ARSE!!! seemingly at noone.
Random Events
velvetwhip brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
skybound2 offered velvetwhip £500 for just one sniff of their knickers. skybound2 can now be contacted
at skybound2_give_us_a_sniff@hotmail.com.
velvetwhip's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard kittykat_kk chased velvetwhip around the house with one all night!
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