Voicemail;

[chosen_derp]

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Oh-- wait, this thing was on? I didn't hear it beep!

Ahaha, well I'm not here right now! So leave a note or say something on this, I'll try to get back to you! Bye!

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How do you turn this thing off? I thought that if you pressed thi-- [ SCREEEEEEEEEE

Beep. ]