Dream ✍ 003

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Warnings: Heavily implicated death. Spoilers for Les Misérables... If, you know, people are concerned with spoilers for 19th century lit.
Dream Effect: [OPTIONAL] Those who choose to feel it will get slammed in the face with a fluctuation of emotions as written. If you opt in for sensation, as well, stick to what's written - there will be a

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[The silence sure is deafening. The sharp-tongued Javert is so astonished that he is momentarily speechless. That is a very special thing for you to accomplish, Luffy. Very special.]

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Not very bright.

Call me Inspector Javert.

[another pause.]

Then I will be certain to place one foot firmly after the other when I walk.

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[What a vacant stare! There are few who can match such blatant levels of idiocy. Javert's gaze bores into those two large, empty eyes.]

In violent currents? Not effectively.

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What a foreboding name for a food. I doubt it.

[Come to think of it, when was the last time the Inspector had seen a meal? A real meal, not just coffee. Javert's brow furrows.]

What is a Devil Fruit?

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[Javert is looking at it, all right. With remarkable composure, though his gaze is rather owlish in its power to refrain from blinking. He has never seen anything like it before. Flatly, though with a twinge of curiosity he cannot repress,]

And you feel no pain in doing that?

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Well. [The words fly out of his mouth in swift, distracted murmurs, so that he might be speaking to himself.] Stretch you out, string you up and you would make a very effective human tarp. Or a parasol. With the side show entertainment all in one. Though strapping you to the mast of a ship would render you a fairly decent sail.

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Only if your proper sail has ripped.

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[Another drawn-out pause. Javert casts his gaze heavenwards, a mock-up of contemplation.]

Ah. But then, a talented captain may be able to double his duties as both sail and commander.