Surveys and Jagged Little Pill!!!! YAY!
1. How tall are you barefoot?
5'3"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Not no, but fuck no.
3. Do you own a gun?
I don't, and my husband thinks I'm a total pussy cause I won't even go to the range and shoot one. But you know what?? My cuteness has saved me my entire life.. so BOOM!
4. Rehab?
Yes please. If it's in Malibu, and I get to do lots of Yoga.
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents’ bed?
No, cause I'm married, and that would mean I would have to have sex in my mother in laws bed and that would freak me the fuck out. We totally did it on the floor next to the bed though...
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're good with ketchup
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Mary did you know? By Clay Aiken. I believe that's actually more gay than Trent's response!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning
Dannon Immunity Booster. Cause I like a good boost.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Fuck my life.. no. Ryan tried to get that shit to happen once, and he's lucky he still has his balls.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No. My bf did it one year at Mardi Gras, and watchin that shit cured my ass of curiosity.
11. Are you vegan?
No, but I'm not really a meat eater. I will do chicken and fish. I'm not really into red meats.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I like them when I'm in pain.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Good conversation. Dudes appreciate that a hell of a lot more than a pretty bitch with nothing to say. ;)
14. Do you own a knife?
I will shank a bitch.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Oh yeah.
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I love the entire experience of getting a tattoo.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I need to clean the living room.
2. I'm going to San Fran next week!
3. Math placement test.... ehhhhhhhh...
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Dress,purse,Dress- Old Navy
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. Jamba Juice
3. Tequila
4. Vodka
5. Beer
20. What time did you wake up today?
11?
21. Current hair?
Nappy ass ponytail.
22. Current worry?
Missing Ryan during deployment, getting registered for school, bills
23. Current hate?
Anything to do with Kate Gosslin, and all the shit going on in this world
24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere I'm productive.
25. Least favorite place to be?
The hospital.
26. Where would you like to go?
Cabo.
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
tshirts and pants
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
Putting people to sleep before tit jobs, professionally doing make up, havin some babehs
29. Do you burn or tan?
I fucking burn.
30. Last thing you ate?
Pizza
31. Would you be a pirate?
I wouldn't be a pirate, but there was a time when I'm sure I would have dated one.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Saturday. Beer.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
For some reason I tend to Channel black women in the shower... Aretha.. Gladys.. J-Hud...
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I saw my cousin John's dead body very young, and after that I was convinced his zombie ass was in my closet.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Reading about Mesia's booty delight.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
They were this funky 70's plaid, but they were really soft.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Got drunk once, and completely dislocated my left knee.
39. What are your dreams like?
Bizarre and requring evaluation..
40. How many tv's do you have in your house?
1.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
The Perez.
42. Most silent friend?
Probably my sister in law Paige.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Oh lord.. I'm guessing no.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Nah.. cause wishing on my newly poured cocktail is better
45. What is your favorite book?
Jane Eyre
46. What is your favorite candy?
Airheads.
47. What song would you want played at your wedding?
Lifetime- Better than Ezra, and Love you Madly- Cake
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
525,600 Minutes, Origin of Love, Midnight Radio, Evenflow, and Wish you Here
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Watching a movie
5'3"
2. Have you ever smoked heroin?
Not no, but fuck no.
3. Do you own a gun?
I don't, and my husband thinks I'm a total pussy cause I won't even go to the range and shoot one. But you know what?? My cuteness has saved me my entire life.. so BOOM!
4. Rehab?
Yes please. If it's in Malibu, and I get to do lots of Yoga.
5. Would you ever "do" someone in their parents’ bed?
No, cause I'm married, and that would mean I would have to have sex in my mother in laws bed and that would freak me the fuck out. We totally did it on the floor next to the bed though...
6. What do you think of hot dogs?
They're good with ketchup
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
Mary did you know? By Clay Aiken. I believe that's actually more gay than Trent's response!
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning
Dannon Immunity Booster. Cause I like a good boost.
9. Do you do push-ups?
Fuck my life.. no. Ryan tried to get that shit to happen once, and he's lucky he still has his balls.
10. Have you ever done ecstasy?
No. My bf did it one year at Mardi Gras, and watchin that shit cured my ass of curiosity.
11. Are you vegan?
No, but I'm not really a meat eater. I will do chicken and fish. I'm not really into red meats.
12. Do you like painkillers?
I like them when I'm in pain.
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Good conversation. Dudes appreciate that a hell of a lot more than a pretty bitch with nothing to say. ;)
14. Do you own a knife?
I will shank a bitch.
15. Do you have A.D.D.?
Oh yeah.
16. Do you love the pain a tattoo brings?
I love the entire experience of getting a tattoo.
17. Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment:
1. I need to clean the living room.
2. I'm going to San Fran next week!
3. Math placement test.... ehhhhhhhh...
18. Name the last 3 things you have bought:
Dress,purse,Dress- Old Navy
19. Name five drinks you regularly drink:
1. Water
2. Jamba Juice
3. Tequila
4. Vodka
5. Beer
20. What time did you wake up today?
11?
21. Current hair?
Nappy ass ponytail.
22. Current worry?
Missing Ryan during deployment, getting registered for school, bills
23. Current hate?
Anything to do with Kate Gosslin, and all the shit going on in this world
24. Favorite place to be?
Anywhere I'm productive.
25. Least favorite place to be?
The hospital.
26. Where would you like to go?
Cabo.
27. What do you wear when you go to sleep?
tshirts and pants
28. What do you think you'll be doing in 10 years?
Putting people to sleep before tit jobs, professionally doing make up, havin some babehs
29. Do you burn or tan?
I fucking burn.
30. Last thing you ate?
Pizza
31. Would you be a pirate?
I wouldn't be a pirate, but there was a time when I'm sure I would have dated one.
32. Last time you had an alcoholic drink?
Saturday. Beer.
33. What songs do you sing in the shower?
For some reason I tend to Channel black women in the shower... Aretha.. Gladys.. J-Hud...
34. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I saw my cousin John's dead body very young, and after that I was convinced his zombie ass was in my closet.
35. What's in your pockets right now?
Nothing.
36. Last thing that made you laugh?
Reading about Mesia's booty delight.
37. Best bed sheets you had as a child?
They were this funky 70's plaid, but they were really soft.
38. Worst injury you've ever had?
Got drunk once, and completely dislocated my left knee.
39. What are your dreams like?
Bizarre and requring evaluation..
40. How many tv's do you have in your house?
1.
41. Who is your loudest friend?
The Perez.
42. Most silent friend?
Probably my sister in law Paige.
43. Does someone have a crush on you?
Oh lord.. I'm guessing no.
44. Do you wish on stars?
Nah.. cause wishing on my newly poured cocktail is better
45. What is your favorite book?
Jane Eyre
46. What is your favorite candy?
Airheads.
47. What song would you want played at your wedding?
Lifetime- Better than Ezra, and Love you Madly- Cake
48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
525,600 Minutes, Origin of Love, Midnight Radio, Evenflow, and Wish you Here
49. What were you doing 12AM last night?
Watching a movie