[Don't bother counting on your alarm to wake you up today, have Korea's cheering instead:]
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Please receive many blessings in the new year! Today is the most important day of the year so let's do something amazing! Anybody want to play with me? Oh, you thought I was late just now, didn't you? Wrong! It's Lunar New Year! This is the
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Oh, wait, wait you get money in the enevelope?
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You didn't know? Don't you do this kind of exchange on New Year?
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Nope! Never did or heard of anything like that or this Kor-e-un zodiac type thing.
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You're saying my name wrong, by the way! Things that come from me are called Korean. Listen carefully! Ko-re-an!
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Things that come from you? [Scratches her head. She doesn't quite get it.]
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I'm Korea! So things that come from me are Korean. [Explains this proudly!]
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Like...what? [Still not getting it1 other than things coming from you are named are named after you?]
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Why don't you understand? I'm a country! The things that come from me are Korean!
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A country? Oh, wait...I think some other guy was saying this. Some, loud blond headed guy. Think he called himself A-mer-ree-ca. I thought he was just being a weirdo. [Not to mention yourself.]
I still don't get how you're a country and one I never heard of.
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You mean America! I think he's strange, too. His economy hasn't been doing too well lately so he'll probably give me a small gift this year.
Oh! I think I know about this kind of thing! Somarium has different worlds, right? So I don't exist in your world! Actually, that's not quite right either. I was thinking about it and I finally figured it out! All the universes must have originated in me. After creating them, they drifted away and forgot who I am! That is to say, I created your world, too!
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[Good luck getting anything out of him.]
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Registering....entering data....
This does not compute. This face.]
That's really...I can't even think of a word for it. Stupid seems pretty far from it to say you created my mother planet. Not to mention that would mean you're a lot older than you look.
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