002 | Dream
Warnings: CRACK OF THE BRAIN HURT KIND.
Dream Effect: Viewers will initially feel extremely excited throughout the dream until the very, very end. At which point, they will feel as if they just kissed their sister. Their very not-hot sister. With a bucktooth. And lip warts.
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White. Bells. A tuxedo. Oh, it's a wedding. Was Korea getting married? Obviously so: he's standing at the front of an alter, Hong Kong to his right with two rings atop a pillow. Of all the things he thought he'd do, getting married the Western way wasn't one of them. Didn't that mean he was marrying a western girl? That means a heftier chest! This won't be so bad -- he must have scored a really amazing one!
Right about that time where Korea starts thinking this is the best thing ever, the bride starts walking out with her father to that song. You know, "here comes Hyundai~ Here comes Hyundai~". Yup, Korea knows this tune well. After all, he's convinced he wrote it over a hundred years ago. But anyway, what's really important is that the bride that starts walking out doesn't have that full chest Korea was just dreaming about. No, there's something more important than that--
"How come big bro is walking her out...?"
Hong Kong shrugs. Helpfulness didn't come from him.
"You mean I'm marrying Taiwan?"
To this, Hong Kong merely offers the rings. Alright. Taiwan. He could have done worse. Plus, marrying Taiwan means he'll be even closer to the big bro he loves so much! This won't be bad. Korea looks over his shoulders, seeing the rest of his siblings lined up on the first row. Now they'll all know that big bro is his thing and Taiwan is his wife!
By this time, Korea's beloved brother has brought the bride to the alter, veil covering her face. Those are Taiwan's breasts if he's ever seen them. He's definitely marrying Taiwan. And that brother of his, all red in the face, doesn't look too happy about this. He snaps some kind of huffy remark, not that Korea's paying attention to anything besides Taiwan's chest.
"Do you take your bride to be your lawfully wedded wife, and do you promise before these witnesses, to love her; to comfort her; honor and keep her in sickness and in health; and, forsaking all other, keep thee only unto her so long as you both shall live? Do you so promise?"
Korea slips the ring on her finger before the man finishes speaking. His answer is immediate: "I do!"
"And do you take your groom to be your lawfully wedded husband, and do you promise before these witnesses, to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and health; and forsaking all others, keep thee only unto him so long as you both shall live? Do you so promise?"
"I do," Taiwan says shyly as Korea eagerly lifts up the veil. The ring slips onto Korea's finger before it registers that it's Japan's lips puckering up at him. "Please treat me kindly, Korea-San."
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Sweating profusely, Korea immediately shoots into an upright position screaming himself awake. He pauses for a moment, murmuring that it wouldn't be so bad. He grumbles something about being compensated for this and rolls back to sleep without much difficulty.