Courtesy of The Jakedogg
you know what i'm getting tired of? these god damn save africa "we aren't asking for your money we're asking for your voice" commercials. first off they get all these big celebrities to tell you about it as if you didn't know it was a problem unless a celebrity tells you. 2nd i would really like to know how my voice ends poverty. give me a fucking break. what's the definition of poverty again!? that u don't have any money!! but wait!? they aren't asking for my money, just my voice. well that makes sense since i sat down to a nice big bowl of my voice the other night. can someone please pass the voice because it's fucking delicious! i would love to know how the fuck my voice is going to end poverty because i must say i'm certainly at a loss. lastly i don't understand why people are all concerned with africa to begin with. you know there are plenty of people living in poverty in this country, but hey screw them. africa's more important. you know... what with their desert... and... desert... and... more desert... yeah... oh but wait! giraffes... africa has giraffes... so for god's sake lend the giraffes your voice! hooray for africa and giraffes!!!