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[chortly]

well, from the looks of it, everyones had a pretty rough V day. perhaps we should start a rebellion. at first we can oppose valentines day... then well shift to haloween... mother/fathers day can follow a first 3rd... excuses to buy stuff, thats what they are. what have we come to? buying stuff for "special occasions?" lest we all forget, we live in america! we can take care of people who get obliterated by giant waves, we can blow the shit out of sand dune-ed countries, and we have the nuclear capabilities to glass the entire planet, as well as ring up a debt... to ourselves among others, in the trillions. all i have to say is this: we can buy shit whenever we damn well please, so take your cards and your roses, and especially your chocolates, and shove em in your ass. thats where the chocolate will end up at least. we'll all end up dead like the roses... as for the cards, i cant think of one for that... but thats not the point! Revolution! on second thought, ill just sit here on my ass and hope they choke on their nuget. or is it noogit. perhaps neugette? hell if i know.

"It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

PS. i feel compelled to share this with the world. www.oracleofbacon.org. the technology of the modern day is astounding!