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so, i wake up to banging on my door. then some extremely obese woman feels it necessary to let herself in as im approaching the look hole clad in boxers. she steps inside says "quarterly inspection" glances around the livingroom i go back to my bedroom and start stashing guinness bottles. maybe she checks the kitchen, i dont know. but not 20 seconds later, i come back to the living room, and shes gone and the door is locked. my roommate is in the shower the whole time. wtf is that?