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a few selections for your viewing pleasure:
when you look at the average american, you realize theres nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
how come the midwest is in the US and the mideast is way the fuck overseas?
Do movie directors have credits at the end of their dreams?
heres a great idea: a roach spray that doesnt kill the roach, but instead, fills him with self doubt as to whether hes in the right house.
is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
the caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity
a cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
if you break a crumb in half, you have two crumbs... not two halves of crumb.
when people say "clean as a whistle" they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
when you look at the average american, you realize theres nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
how come the midwest is in the US and the mideast is way the fuck overseas?
Do movie directors have credits at the end of their dreams?
heres a great idea: a roach spray that doesnt kill the roach, but instead, fills him with self doubt as to whether hes in the right house.
is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
the caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity
a cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
if you break a crumb in half, you have two crumbs... not two halves of crumb.
when people say "clean as a whistle" they forget that a whistle is full of spit.