Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In July, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In October, I fed
rockoutordie to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I sacrificed
nire_nagaf to Cthulhu (500 points). Last week, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I stopped
wall_scrawlings from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-255 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.
Your humble and obedient servant,
choreo_m
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