Saturday
I have figured out the Universal Algorithm. I now understand adulthood, and the main difference between being a child, and only acting like a child.
Saturday morning. When you were a kid, Saturday morning meant you got up early, made a mess with cereal, and watched some awesome cartoons like the Mutant Ninja Turtles or something.
Now, Saturday mornings are acctually Saturday afternoons, because you sleep till noon, reguardless of wether or not you drank the night before. And since everyone else drank the night before, you can walk around the dorm and it is completley silent untill about 17:00 when people start being active.
I think I liked it better when I was a child.
Saturday morning. When you were a kid, Saturday morning meant you got up early, made a mess with cereal, and watched some awesome cartoons like the Mutant Ninja Turtles or something.
Now, Saturday mornings are acctually Saturday afternoons, because you sleep till noon, reguardless of wether or not you drank the night before. And since everyone else drank the night before, you can walk around the dorm and it is completley silent untill about 17:00 when people start being active.
I think I liked it better when I was a child.