Another Becker Rerun.
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Good evening, and welcome to Primetime. Tonight we take you into the mind of a madman, and the two brave girls who escaped his vile clutches, and the forenc
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Give me forty Cc's of vlmorphianphetamine. DONT YOU DIE ON ME TRAVOR DAMN YOU! I'm calling it 2:13 AM. Wanna go get some coff
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Damnit Frank, I've been walking the beat for fourteen years and you think you can come into this precinct and demand that we releas
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Tonight, the group of underprivledged midgets that started with ten is now only 4, as they battle for a chance to reviev
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[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]eh tom?[bzzz]eck[buzzzzzzzzzzz]enp[buzzzzz]anus
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Your honor, I demand that the suspect be sent to the stan
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Am I the only one who is very angry at the way these bastards are pumping this shit into our homes?
I watch about two hours of TV a night. Usually less. And I fucking hate it. Once in a while PBS has something good, I like Seinfeld and a few select situation comedies, but other than that, I fucking hate it.
Another cop show. Another documentar-enactment about a 9-11 call and some people being victums. Another forsensics gayshit (excluding CSI, which is good). More pital dramas. FOX that doesn't come in well enough to watch the simpsons.
First of all, the ones about a crime, and real life drama and all that bullshit. So some chick gets captured, and driven across state lines and held at gunpoint to suck dick for coke. Sure, it sucks. But why devote a FOURTEEN HOUR TELEVISION SPECIAL to this fucking thing. Who the fuck cares. Not I.
And the cop dramas. its all bullshit anyway. Nothing ever happens like they do on these shows. Most cops sit around doing meaningless shit like pulling some dude over for expired stickers, and checking speeders. They dont fucking have drama and action every day where they are forced to single handedly solve the big mystery all the while the police comissioner is bitching about having to pay for a newspaper stand that got shot up. Its bullshit.
The hospitals are the same way. Noone fucking cares about which doctor is fucking which nurse and who is smuggling home pills and why Mrs. Madisons report says she should have dramamine for a muscle spasm.
And dont get me started on reality TV. Its just a bunch of assholes who want to be famous, and these capitalists are taking stupid shit with no budget, and making it seem popular, and selling it to the retards at home who have to watch it because the only other thing on is will and grace and they are homophobic rednecks.
I am bored. So I turn on the TV and this is all I see. Makes me sad that our society has turned to this shit. But I am happy because I dont watch much tv and I am not missing much. If you disagree with my opinions and actually enjoy one of these types of shit, please send a SASE to
Idon, Fucking
Care, of NATL
STFU.
347 bite me.
90347
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In other news. I am bored. And I felt like bitching. So I did it here. dont like it? dont read it.
I should be like maddox. Only, he isnt a real pirate. And I am.
but Im not angry all the time. Im actually more happy now that I have turned hippie. Most people think liberals are just angry bastards who do nothing but bitch, but I have found inner peace, and am much more fuffilled now than evar before.
Dont judge me.
I cant wait to go to college. I am poor. But it will be fun. I hope I dont fail. Or get alcohol poisioning.
I have to start packing my shit.
BWHAHA!. Get it?
I'm not gay. Reguardless of what the consierge at the male bathhouse may or may not have told you.
Network television blows Aardvark balls.
Good evening, and welcome to Primetime. Tonight we take you into the mind of a madman, and the two brave girls who escaped his vile clutches, and the forenc
[click]
Give me forty Cc's of vlmorphianphetamine. DONT YOU DIE ON ME TRAVOR DAMN YOU! I'm calling it 2:13 AM. Wanna go get some coff
[click]
Damnit Frank, I've been walking the beat for fourteen years and you think you can come into this precinct and demand that we releas
[click]
Tonight, the group of underprivledged midgets that started with ten is now only 4, as they battle for a chance to reviev
[click]
[BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ]eh tom?[bzzz]eck[buzzzzzzzzzzz]enp[buzzzzz]anus
[click]
Your honor, I demand that the suspect be sent to the stan
[click]
Am I the only one who is very angry at the way these bastards are pumping this shit into our homes?
I watch about two hours of TV a night. Usually less. And I fucking hate it. Once in a while PBS has something good, I like Seinfeld and a few select situation comedies, but other than that, I fucking hate it.
Another cop show. Another documentar-enactment about a 9-11 call and some people being victums. Another forsensics gayshit (excluding CSI, which is good). More pital dramas. FOX that doesn't come in well enough to watch the simpsons.
First of all, the ones about a crime, and real life drama and all that bullshit. So some chick gets captured, and driven across state lines and held at gunpoint to suck dick for coke. Sure, it sucks. But why devote a FOURTEEN HOUR TELEVISION SPECIAL to this fucking thing. Who the fuck cares. Not I.
And the cop dramas. its all bullshit anyway. Nothing ever happens like they do on these shows. Most cops sit around doing meaningless shit like pulling some dude over for expired stickers, and checking speeders. They dont fucking have drama and action every day where they are forced to single handedly solve the big mystery all the while the police comissioner is bitching about having to pay for a newspaper stand that got shot up. Its bullshit.
The hospitals are the same way. Noone fucking cares about which doctor is fucking which nurse and who is smuggling home pills and why Mrs. Madisons report says she should have dramamine for a muscle spasm.
And dont get me started on reality TV. Its just a bunch of assholes who want to be famous, and these capitalists are taking stupid shit with no budget, and making it seem popular, and selling it to the retards at home who have to watch it because the only other thing on is will and grace and they are homophobic rednecks.
I am bored. So I turn on the TV and this is all I see. Makes me sad that our society has turned to this shit. But I am happy because I dont watch much tv and I am not missing much. If you disagree with my opinions and actually enjoy one of these types of shit, please send a SASE to
Idon, Fucking
Care, of NATL
STFU.
347 bite me.
90347
[/RAMBLE]
In other news. I am bored. And I felt like bitching. So I did it here. dont like it? dont read it.
I should be like maddox. Only, he isnt a real pirate. And I am.
but Im not angry all the time. Im actually more happy now that I have turned hippie. Most people think liberals are just angry bastards who do nothing but bitch, but I have found inner peace, and am much more fuffilled now than evar before.
Dont judge me.
I cant wait to go to college. I am poor. But it will be fun. I hope I dont fail. Or get alcohol poisioning.
I have to start packing my shit.
BWHAHA!. Get it?
I'm not gay. Reguardless of what the consierge at the male bathhouse may or may not have told you.
Network television blows Aardvark balls.