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by limitedbythesky
choraleergirl04's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 32% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 02:26:25 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 03:02:56 PM
Alco Money! : $ 423
Guests of Honour
beforeigoagain is an animated Hindu and a fan of strong, hard liquor. beforeigoagain drank 18 Lagers.
fixzer is a neurotic Liberal Christian and a prolific barfer, particularly at parties such as this. fixzer drank 2 Stouts.
xxpeanut143xx is an animated Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. xxpeanut143xx drank 15 Pilsners, 1 Tequila.
dpt2004 is a bitchy Taoist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night who constantly bitches about....well everything on Livejournal. dpt2004 drank 3 Tequilas.
sammibella04 is a happy-go-lucky Taoist. sammibella04 drank 2 White Russians.
fatally_yours13 is a compulsive Muslim. fatally_yours13 drank 1 Whiskey, 5 Mescals, 2 Mint Juleps.
choraleergirl04 is a low-spirited Wiccan. choraleergirl04 drank 13 Absinthes, 2 Brandys, 4 White Russians, 1 Absinthe.
xcutiepie731x is an animated Taoist. xcutiepie731x decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
feel_the_warmth is a bouncy Buddhist. feel_the_warmth drank 19 Pulques.
mattresstestars is a disgusting Liberal Christian and is as anti-alcohol as they come. mattresstestars decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
xxkel_belxx is a jaunty Wiccan. xxkel_belxx drank 19 Pernods.
spartyfirstgirl is an enlivening Buddhist. spartyfirstgirl drank 15 Ciders.
rudge is an offensive Buddhist who never washes their hands after they visit the bathroom - even when they shit on them. rudge drank 3 Brandys, 3 Hot Toddys.
Sick!
Dear god choraleergirl04! Your house was a bloody mess afterwards! The following
bastards barfed all over your carpet - beforeigoagain, xxpeanut143xx, dpt2004, fatally_yours13, choraleergirl04, feel_the_warmth, xxkel_belxx, spartyfirstgirl
Lovers
And the cat is finally out of the bag! fixzer and choraleergirl04 have announced that they are deeply in love and that a wedding is planned in the New Year.
The Drunkest
Dear God beforeigoagain! I cannot bear the smell! Your breathe is like a dank beer soaked cellar!
Random Events
During a game of truth or dare, spartyfirstgirl admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker!
fixzer called choraleergirl04 a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
rudge broke into fixzer's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of rudge's earring collection.
Happy New Year!
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