Ripped from the headlines
Haha! I still love the Texas Travesty!
…he camouflages with the White House!
…he was adopted by polar bears!
…he listens to Kenny G!
…when he's on top of a mountain, people confuse him for snow!
…he can't jump!
…his shadow is grey!
…he gets sunburned within 10 minutes!
…he makes the sun squint!
…he makes an inverse prism of light!
…you can't see him during the day!
…you can only wash him in hot water!
…people take him to the dentist to show them what color they want their teeth to be!
…you can't see his milk moustache!
…his iPod looks like a tumor!
…he has a small penis!
…he owns all the Frasier DVDs!
…he donates blood to bleach clinics!
…he has a small penis!
…when he jogs, his veins look like plaid!
…he listens to Bush!
…he has a painting of Colombus!
…Kanye West tried to kill him!
…he camouflages with the White House!
…he was adopted by polar bears!
…he listens to Kenny G!
…when he's on top of a mountain, people confuse him for snow!
…he can't jump!
…his shadow is grey!
…he gets sunburned within 10 minutes!
…he makes the sun squint!
…he makes an inverse prism of light!
…you can't see him during the day!
…you can only wash him in hot water!
…people take him to the dentist to show them what color they want their teeth to be!
…you can't see his milk moustache!
…his iPod looks like a tumor!
…he has a small penis!
…he owns all the Frasier DVDs!
…he donates blood to bleach clinics!
…he has a small penis!
…when he jogs, his veins look like plaid!
…he listens to Bush!
…he has a painting of Colombus!
…Kanye West tried to kill him!