abortions, pee in cups, and fat bret michaels
Work's been alright, busy, but interesting...I saw aborted baby kittens today. Funny that no one is mailing bombs to our clinic. In a way, aborting animals is even worse because the mothers get NO say in the matter...but overall, it's for the best because there is already a dense kitty population that need homes. Still, it's sad =(
Got nipped by a bastard chihuahua, but whatever, I didn't bleed. Some chihuahuas are sweet, but this one was a jerk.
I also peed in a cup at Doctors on Duty for my drug test for work. I'm happy, I didn't piss all over my hand.
Oh, and I'm a dork who <3s America's Got Talent. Tonight was ridiculous. First off, it was a MYSPACE audition...what? I guess they scoured myspace vids to find possible talent and invited them to audition...or something.
Anyways, this guy was auditioning as a, wait for it...ROCK AND ROLL MAGICIAN!!!
He fuckin' looked like a fat Bret Michaels dressed up like Slash...REE.DICK.YOU.LUS. Of course, he was a hack, and sucked mad turds on stage (not literally...if he did, it may have been a more successful act), but at the same time, I feel it wasn't a complete waste of my life. At least I was able to come away with a hearty laugh at his expense.
Anyways, I'm going back to school in a little over a month, and I am not stoked. I wish I were more focused =( Oh wells, I'll work on it.
xoxo
-stephanie-
Got nipped by a bastard chihuahua, but whatever, I didn't bleed. Some chihuahuas are sweet, but this one was a jerk.
I also peed in a cup at Doctors on Duty for my drug test for work. I'm happy, I didn't piss all over my hand.
Oh, and I'm a dork who <3s America's Got Talent. Tonight was ridiculous. First off, it was a MYSPACE audition...what? I guess they scoured myspace vids to find possible talent and invited them to audition...or something.
Anyways, this guy was auditioning as a, wait for it...ROCK AND ROLL MAGICIAN!!!
He fuckin' looked like a fat Bret Michaels dressed up like Slash...REE.DICK.YOU.LUS. Of course, he was a hack, and sucked mad turds on stage (not literally...if he did, it may have been a more successful act), but at the same time, I feel it wasn't a complete waste of my life. At least I was able to come away with a hearty laugh at his expense.
Anyways, I'm going back to school in a little over a month, and I am not stoked. I wish I were more focused =( Oh wells, I'll work on it.
xoxo
-stephanie-