[text] - about 3am in the early morning

[chopshopgoddess]

Sleeping remedies. What’s the best one to knock someone into a coma?

[Anyone in the vicinity might have heard a shriek just before this post was made.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

[He's human again, but after the 30th, he didn't really feel like making the effort to be angry about it - he just curled up and went back to sleep with a certain someone.

The presence of a certain someone, and the hour, is the reason for the text.]

Why are you asking?

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[chopshopgoddess]

I'm having trouble sleeping.

[This has become a nightly thing.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Why?

[Excuse him. He shouldn't text right when his human form wakes up.]

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[chopshopgoddess]

Probably something I ate.

[More like shes crying hysterically because she just had some serious nightmares about losing you.]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

You... sick?

[That was the word. Right?]

Can wake Ratchet up.

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[chopshopgoddess]

...kind of.

No, no. Don't wake him up, I'll be okay. I just...need some sleep.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

You could sleep sooner if he knew what to do.

[Because hell if Ironhide knows.]

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[chopshopgoddess]

It'll...it'll be okay, really. I'm sorry I woke you up.

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[heavyweaponsbot]

... How does a text message wake me up?

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[chopshopgoddess]

Were you already up?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

...

Kind of.

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[chopshopgoddess]

...

What are you doing up at 3am?

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[heavyweaponsbot]

Nothing!

[Ogling the medic.]

Just awake.

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[chopshopgoddess]

Oh.

...

Kinda late to be up for you, isn't it? [OLD MAN <3]

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[heavyweaponsbot]

We do not recharge as your kind does.

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[chopshopgoddess]

...Then how do you?