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I had my oral surgery yesterday.
It hurts.
braces off in like less than a month.
score.
I can't wait.
I had a terrible dream last night that you had sex with Caitlin Powers.
twice.
I haven't had a dream like that in months.
so maybe it did happen, or is going to happen.
my dreams tend to tell the future.
Grandma: My neice married a black guy. He was very well educated and was pretty light skinned. He treated me very well when I was down there in Arizona. They had a baby together, but I couldn't hug it.
Me: Why not?
Grandma: The baby was half black. I don't hug half black babies. I just couldn't bring myself to do it, hahahaha.
I hope I'm as fucking miserable as that woman when I get old.
It hurts.
braces off in like less than a month.
score.
I can't wait.
I had a terrible dream last night that you had sex with Caitlin Powers.
twice.
I haven't had a dream like that in months.
so maybe it did happen, or is going to happen.
my dreams tend to tell the future.
Grandma: My neice married a black guy. He was very well educated and was pretty light skinned. He treated me very well when I was down there in Arizona. They had a baby together, but I couldn't hug it.
Me: Why not?
Grandma: The baby was half black. I don't hug half black babies. I just couldn't bring myself to do it, hahahaha.
I hope I'm as fucking miserable as that woman when I get old.