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[chopschops]

I can't believe I'm actually going to eat fish sticks.

I wrote two fabulous jingles in music history today.

The first one is called Tampax.
(it goes to the tune of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star)

Tampax, tampax, tampax, oh,
for those days when you have a heavy flow.
You have bad cramps and you have back pains,
there's a big red stain on your big white Hanes.
Tampax, tampax, tampax, oh,
for those days when you have a heavy flow.

The other one was called Vagisil.

Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
it gets rid of the itch, and it gets rid of the smell.
Vagisil.
break it down.

YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX WITH A REALLY HOTT DUDE.
YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES, YOU'RE STANDING IN THE NUDE.
HE CATCHES A WHIFF, HE CAN'T GET STIFF,
DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU!

Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
Vagisil feels good on the vagina,
it gets rid of the itch, and it gets rid of the smell.
Vagisil.

taddaaaa