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today i didin't do much of anytihig.
i read a book.
i went to a wedding reception.
i got redonkulously crunk off capt. morgan.
oh yeah and i smoked far to many cigarttes. and hammer came over and ran around my yard with my illini flag like the guy does at football games. i was proud. OSKEEWOWOW ILLLNOIS.!!1!
and the kennedy called from colorado and we talked about homecoming and how we're goipng to make a tradition of
smoking an entire pack of cigartees and drinking an entire bottle of jack daniels at the homecoming football gaem.
i think all of the reading i've been doing lately will do me well in the long run. i will be a much more cultured and well-read individual. my boss came into my office on friday with a book entitied "fish" on friday, which i read in about a half-hour (it wasn't very long ( only about 10o pages or so) anywyho, it was excellent and i learned how to be a better manager of workeris. oh yeaha dn they gave me my buisiness cards on friday too, so if you'd like a card, let me konw. i'8ll hook you up jigga.
warped tour is next weeke.d
ah!
i'm going to bodysurf like a goddamned crazy lunatic when the offspring play "gone away" wichi is my favotie song by them.. i love the offspring. they're so old school. i was jamming to the offspring in my bedroom when i was like 13. amazing. aboslutely amzing. things were so diferent when i was 13. no calculus. no phyyhisc. no engineerng. no nothig. it was the offspring and nothing eslse. i loved it. of couse aat the time i had no idea of the chaotic things that awaited me when i finally moved on and got away from that whole secene. craziness. carusona knew. zach knew everything. he's the smarteest kid i've ever met. absolute craziness. then, when i was fourteen, a year later., zach got me a little greenday cd callled i believe "nimrod" and we got crazy in his room jumping off his bed and preteding therw was peoeple to catch us. you konw. like stage divigN?
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then like i actually got to try it once. at assemlpy hall "which we cal the "clam" at u of i" (u of i kids only though) yelllowcard played and me and my friend brandon got up on stage and jumped off and it seeemed like everybody was there to catch brandona and nobody was there to catch me and i basically fell straight down.. uncooll. it was crazy thoguty. lieterally.
i'm not fucking around. picture this: me and this other guy, (named brandoN) peeping and a creeping our way up on the the stage and immediately just jumping off onto a crazy mosh pit of people. it was crazy. a momen.'t i l''eve forget. ross wat here.
so was the grahham. man. i believe ross witnessed it along with caputo, pat didn't see. he was at the other side of the crowd. infact, (man i'm ona fuckihg roll) i think i landed on some girl from my cehmistry clas. they're all so fucking good at chemistry. )
BROOKE HALCOTT! i ahte you. i abosolutely hate you! in fact, i thinkt the next time i see you im' going to give you one of thsoe things whem peoepl put your head in the toilet and they fllut iwht. i belive i'ts called a swirlty. fucking trick-ass trickstah.
i read a book.
i went to a wedding reception.
i got redonkulously crunk off capt. morgan.
oh yeah and i smoked far to many cigarttes. and hammer came over and ran around my yard with my illini flag like the guy does at football games. i was proud. OSKEEWOWOW ILLLNOIS.!!1!
and the kennedy called from colorado and we talked about homecoming and how we're goipng to make a tradition of
smoking an entire pack of cigartees and drinking an entire bottle of jack daniels at the homecoming football gaem.
i think all of the reading i've been doing lately will do me well in the long run. i will be a much more cultured and well-read individual. my boss came into my office on friday with a book entitied "fish" on friday, which i read in about a half-hour (it wasn't very long ( only about 10o pages or so) anywyho, it was excellent and i learned how to be a better manager of workeris. oh yeaha dn they gave me my buisiness cards on friday too, so if you'd like a card, let me konw. i'8ll hook you up jigga.
warped tour is next weeke.d
ah!
i'm going to bodysurf like a goddamned crazy lunatic when the offspring play "gone away" wichi is my favotie song by them.. i love the offspring. they're so old school. i was jamming to the offspring in my bedroom when i was like 13. amazing. aboslutely amzing. things were so diferent when i was 13. no calculus. no phyyhisc. no engineerng. no nothig. it was the offspring and nothing eslse. i loved it. of couse aat the time i had no idea of the chaotic things that awaited me when i finally moved on and got away from that whole secene. craziness. carusona knew. zach knew everything. he's the smarteest kid i've ever met. absolute craziness. then, when i was fourteen, a year later., zach got me a little greenday cd callled i believe "nimrod" and we got crazy in his room jumping off his bed and preteding therw was peoeple to catch us. you konw. like stage divigN?
'
then like i actually got to try it once. at assemlpy hall "which we cal the "clam" at u of i" (u of i kids only though) yelllowcard played and me and my friend brandon got up on stage and jumped off and it seeemed like everybody was there to catch brandona and nobody was there to catch me and i basically fell straight down.. uncooll. it was crazy thoguty. lieterally.
i'm not fucking around. picture this: me and this other guy, (named brandoN) peeping and a creeping our way up on the the stage and immediately just jumping off onto a crazy mosh pit of people. it was crazy. a momen.'t i l''eve forget. ross wat here.
so was the grahham. man. i believe ross witnessed it along with caputo, pat didn't see. he was at the other side of the crowd. infact, (man i'm ona fuckihg roll) i think i landed on some girl from my cehmistry clas. they're all so fucking good at chemistry. )
BROOKE HALCOTT! i ahte you. i abosolutely hate you! in fact, i thinkt the next time i see you im' going to give you one of thsoe things whem peoepl put your head in the toilet and they fllut iwht. i belive i'ts called a swirlty. fucking trick-ass trickstah.