Squeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Five things I'm spectacularly bad at:
Gymnastics
Shutting the hell up
Getting drunk
Having short hair (never again)
Calculus
Five things I'm pretty bad at:
Dancing
Drawing horses
Coloring inside the lines
Talking on the phone and the Net at once
Talking on the phone period
Five things I'm mediocre at:
Dieting
Matchmaking
Writing short stories
Running
Painting my nails
Five things I'm pretty good at:
Trigonometry
Keeping myself clean
Amusing everyone
Falling over things
Acting
Five things I'm spectacularly good at:
Italian
Reading
Being generous
Cursing
Knowing lots of useless trivia, like song artists and titles and lyrics
And now...to Athens I go to see my John.