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I came to several conclusions today. Here's a list:
1. It is not a cool thing to be the last person in the world without a cell phone.
2. When driving, two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
3. I enjoy the crisp, alkaline smell of window cleaner.
4. Never take advice from my brother, especially regarding issues involving money.
5. Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits lives up to every stereotype imaginable.
6. My dog is too old and will probably die soon.
7. Smaller towns have a higher percentage of old people and are thus more racist.
8. In online backgammon, dice do not roll according to the laws of probability.
9. The grey hairs on my head are a direct result of my parents.
10. I like things that come in tens.
1. It is not a cool thing to be the last person in the world without a cell phone.
2. When driving, two wrongs don't make a right but three lefts do.
3. I enjoy the crisp, alkaline smell of window cleaner.
4. Never take advice from my brother, especially regarding issues involving money.
5. Popeye's Chicken & Biscuits lives up to every stereotype imaginable.
6. My dog is too old and will probably die soon.
7. Smaller towns have a higher percentage of old people and are thus more racist.
8. In online backgammon, dice do not roll according to the laws of probability.
9. The grey hairs on my head are a direct result of my parents.
10. I like things that come in tens.