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[chopin_rage]

I see we've been dealing with a recent influx of imbeciles. Not to say that...all of the 'newcomers' are imbeciles but a fair number of you leave quite a bit to be desired. To those of you seemingly sane, please do enjoy your time with us. To the rest...please leave as soon as possible.

Comments

[teatime_bitch]

For once, I think I may agree with you.

[chopin_rage]

It's probably something you should do more often.

[teatime_bitch]

I would if you would say things I could agreed with.

[chopin_rage]

How about this: your cooking is absolutely atrocious.

[teatime_bitch]

Negative. Try something else.

[chopin_rage]

I see that the newcomers aren't the only delusional ones.

[teatime_bitch]

Once again...rejected. You're not making this easy, Austria.

[chopin_rage]

This would be quite easy if you just realized how horrible your cooking is.

[teatime_bitch]

There is nothing wrong with British cuisine.

[chopin_rage]

There is when you cook it.

[teatime_bitch]

You don't like it, don't bloody eat it.

[chopin_rage]

That does nothing for the horror it imprints on one's eyes or sense of smell.

[teatime_bitch]

Then stop looking at it and smelling it.

[chopin_rage]

Easier said than done.