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[choosemetolive]

Wha... where am I?

I don't remember coming here. These houses... am I in America?

[filter]
Whatever it is that's going on, I have to make sure Yukki's all ri--

The Diary.

Where is the [Yukiteru Diary]?Someone is trying to keep me away from Yukki. They stole my diary and abducted him. Maybe they even ki

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[normal_anomaly]

!!

Well, looks like we've got a new contestant in town! If I have to be trapped here, at least this place is giving me the chance to meet lovely young ladies. Of course, a little part of me feels sorry for them, being stuck here and all. I try not to listen to that part of me too much.

Di--did you say Amano Yukiteru? I, uh, I can't say I've heard anyone by that name, no.

[choosemetolive]

Thank you, I don't think anyone here has, so far... but he'll come for me, I'm sure of it.

What's your name?

[normal_anomaly]

Okay, learned my lesson last time. I've become a No Name Given character, unfortunately.

I don't think people really come here of their own free will. They're just kinda...I dunno, brought here or something.

I'm Kyon. You?

[choosemetolive]

Oh, sorry for not introducing myself first. My name is Yuno Gasai.

I just arrived, and I'm still a little confused.

[normal_anomaly]

A beautiful name for a beautiful girl.

I understand. I was just as confused when I showed up here. But I've been around almost a month now, and have learned some things about this place. If you need information, I'm your man.

[choosemetolive]

Do you have any particular advice for a newcomer?

[normal_anomaly]

Don't trust anyone who doesn't find this place weird. Everyone else is straight out of The Stepford Wives. Also, avoid authority figures. They're bad news here.

[choosemetolive]

So then...

...the people in my house...

[normal_anomaly]

She's in the same boat as Haruhi is. But I fear more for her than I do Haruhi...

...Well, uh...it doesn't always stay that way. Sometimes they get swapped out for someone who's actually sane.

[choosemetolive]

Until then, I just have to pretend that these people are my family?

[normal_anomaly]

Yeah. Just...just don't spend too much time at home. There's plenty of sane people around so get to know them.

[choosemetolive]

You're sane, right, Kyon?

[normal_anomaly]

Absolutely.

[choosemetolive]

Then I'm glad I met you.

Please let me know if you see Yukki, all right?

[normal_anomaly]

sdahfdhl

SHE SMILED! YES! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

I--I will! Don't worry, I will.