zach braff is rolling in his grave

[chooseausername]

For the first time in months, I have missed my favourite (and only) show on television

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[imadrunkenslut]

...you.

i dont even know what to say. other than, wow.

[imadrunkenslut]

The post wasn't that good . . . .

Rich OUT!

P.S. Is your username an acronym for something?
Like . . . uh . . . Internationally Mediated Agrarian Dynamite Retrieval Union Now Known Solely as Limber Under-Tinklers?

or . . .

Intermediate Medical Arsonists Defending the Regulation of Universal Nonsensical Kitten Surveys Entering New Systems which Lack Uber Transformers?

P.P.S. You have no idea how long it took me to think those up.

P.P.P.S. One of them actually exists.

[imadrunkenslut]

Involved Metaphorical Allusions Discovered in Rigorous Unfavorable Never-published Keats Sonnets Exhumed in Normandy Sewer Locations near Unilateral Trains.

(That's for Sr. Marlene.)

Rich-OUT!

[chooseausername]

you are the only person I know who actually replies to his OWN post.

loser.

[imadrunkenslut]

I'm the only one who deserves the privilege of replying to my genius!

And, anyway, it was a follow-up comment, not a reply, per se.

Type to me like that again and I shall refrain from commenting at all on your "journal."

Shazam!

Rich-bot OUT!

[imadrunkenslut]

You tell him, Rich!

Rich OUT!