Drinking on Saint Patrick's Day? That's what's got ya feelin' blue?
You need help.
Being sad at the wanton alcoholism on this most inebriated of holidays is like being sad at the cloying hypocrisy on Christmas, or the overabundance of pink on Saint Valentine's Day.
You can't avoid drunkeness on St. Patty's Day.
Unless of course you were the one drinking. Is that what you meant? Is that what's got you down, Little Mermaid?
For shame, Andrew. Ecstasy is a gateway drug. It can lead to the abuse of other harmful substances.
You *are* wanted for the wrong reasons.
It's always, "Andrew is tall and good-looking." "He has a six pack." "He's so goofy and animated." "He's musically talented, that makes anyone attractive."
It should be, "Andrew is witty and amiable." "He has great taste in movies and is a musical connoisuer." "He is close to his family." "He's caring and thoughtful." "He has enlightned opinions about religion and philosphy." "He's a damn good friend."
Alas, you have be wanted because you're beautiful. It's your cross to bear. I'll always like you for what you are on the inside, though, buddy. And you are the only guy on my dance card.
You need help.
Being sad at the wanton alcoholism on this most inebriated of holidays is like being sad at the cloying hypocrisy on Christmas, or the overabundance of pink on Saint Valentine's Day.
You can't avoid drunkeness on St. Patty's Day.
Unless of course you were the one drinking. Is that what you meant? Is that what's got you down, Little Mermaid?
For shame, Andrew. Ecstasy is a gateway drug. It can lead to the abuse of other harmful substances.
You *are* wanted for the wrong reasons.
It's always, "Andrew is tall and good-looking."
"He has a six pack."
"He's so goofy and animated."
"He's musically talented, that makes anyone attractive."
It should be, "Andrew is witty and amiable."
"He has great taste in movies and is a musical connoisuer."
"He is close to his family."
"He's caring and thoughtful."
"He has enlightned opinions about religion and philosphy."
"He's a damn good friend."
Alas, you have be wanted because you're beautiful. It's your cross to bear. I'll always like you for what you are on the inside, though, buddy. And you are the only guy on my dance card.
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thank you for finally commenting.
that made me feel so good. thanks, rich. You're the CAKE!
(thats my new "blue skies" and "frankenstein." those didn't work. I'm looking into others)
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