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I laughed so hard today, I peed my pants. I mean I PEED my pants. No little trickles here. I left a round wet spot in my work truck. I've been bonding with my two employees, Armando y Rigoberto. It's all very touching. So, Armondo and I were having a belching contest...anyway..
He let out this little baby belch. My vagina belches louder than what he did. I swallowed alot of air and took a huge drink of my Sunkist. I opened my mouth and all heavenly glory cometh forth. It was so freaking loud & it smelled *awful*. I immediately started rolling down my truck windows. The guys were utterly shocked. In Mexico, it's uncommon for girls to hang out with guys and definitely not normal for them to be belching like that. The could not stop laughing, they were literally falling over each other.
That's when I started to pee. I just could not stop. First it was a little then it was A FREAKING STREAM OH MY GOD! I got up, saw the big round wet spot and hoped they did'nt see me. Then I felt the back of my pants. COVERED IN PEE. Nice. I'm such a lady. I had to un-tuck my shirt and hang it over my but. If I had bent over, my secret would have been out.
Daryl suggested I keep some pull-ups in my truck for future belching contests.
He let out this little baby belch. My vagina belches louder than what he did. I swallowed alot of air and took a huge drink of my Sunkist. I opened my mouth and all heavenly glory cometh forth. It was so freaking loud & it smelled *awful*. I immediately started rolling down my truck windows. The guys were utterly shocked. In Mexico, it's uncommon for girls to hang out with guys and definitely not normal for them to be belching like that. The could not stop laughing, they were literally falling over each other.
That's when I started to pee. I just could not stop. First it was a little then it was A FREAKING STREAM OH MY GOD! I got up, saw the big round wet spot and hoped they did'nt see me. Then I felt the back of my pants. COVERED IN PEE. Nice. I'm such a lady. I had to un-tuck my shirt and hang it over my but. If I had bent over, my secret would have been out.
Daryl suggested I keep some pull-ups in my truck for future belching contests.