Mint Junior
When I met with Robert Downey Jr. yesterday, he gave me wonderful information, which restabilizes my financial situation [speaking of which, does anyone need any C-Rock?], and now I should be able to get out of here and restart my life without any thievery. He had no idea that I was experiencing very confusing feelings of attraction. This is because I have wanted to fuck Robert Downey Jr. since I was old enough to know what fucking was, and before that, wanted to do what I thought fucking was, which was to lay in bed and let him touch my butt over my underwear, and then pee in my bellybutton. I think the massive attraction has waned, but there is still some sparkly common thread in every character he has played, which I search for in a mate.