Things I Have to Do
1. Get a baby to play with & possibly eat if I get hungry enough.
- Write a letter to BOB II to ask him is he has any leftover babies.
- If all else fails, find a way to convince dad to impregnate mom
2. Make Bilbo Gamgee into a Hobbit Cannibal so that we can enjoy a candelit dinner of roast hobbit together.
3. Take a bath. I smell like a friggin' armpit on a hot summer day.
- Write a letter to BOB II to ask him is he has any leftover babies.
- If all else fails, find a way to convince dad to impregnate mom
2. Make Bilbo Gamgee into a Hobbit Cannibal so that we can enjoy a candelit dinner of roast hobbit together.
3. Take a bath. I smell like a friggin' armpit on a hot summer day.