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Know what has been bugging the crap out of me since middle school, and I didn't even realize it until now?
In the movie Cool Runnings, you remember how that one guy used to take a lucky egg with him everywhere?
Where the hell did he keep it when he was racing?
His outfit didn't have any fucking pockets, I can tell you that right now. Just spandex, top to bottom. Apparently he carried an egg with him in his spandex outfit on dozens of breakneck-speed bobsled runs, without cracking the egg once. If grade-school health class tells us anything, that guy will make a great father.
I can't believe this has been aggrivating my brain for over a decade. Cool Runnings may indeed be responsible for a future brain tumor.
In the movie Cool Runnings, you remember how that one guy used to take a lucky egg with him everywhere?
Where the hell did he keep it when he was racing?
His outfit didn't have any fucking pockets, I can tell you that right now. Just spandex, top to bottom. Apparently he carried an egg with him in his spandex outfit on dozens of breakneck-speed bobsled runs, without cracking the egg once. If grade-school health class tells us anything, that guy will make a great father.
I can't believe this has been aggrivating my brain for over a decade. Cool Runnings may indeed be responsible for a future brain tumor.