The Update
So... Last Thursday ws so much fun.
Ate Jing has been in the P.I. and so Ate Gia went to the city to visit her ate. And then she wanted to go to Cribs. So I called up Joe and Sarah and we went to go get her and take her to the crib. It was just us three. No one else ever really wants to go any more.
So for once, I drove Joe and sarah to the city. We had fun on our ride there, just talking and smoking and whatever. We got directions from Ate Gia. Uh, yeah... her ate lives in the cuts. And I almost killed us on the way there. LIke Joe Sarah and I all almost shit our pants. forreal. Gross. hahaha.
ANd then I almost hit a couple pedestrians but it was their fault.
So we get Ate and she drives us over to the Crib.... with the other two just drinking in the back. They drank nearly a whole bottle of Grey Goose. They were so funny drunk and together.
"look! It's Happy Feet!"
And Sarah was drunk singing the songs on the radio... expect she would combin like 3 songs in one...
"You make me wanna... SOOOO BADDDDDD it hurts when you---"
"Sarah, do you even know the words?"
"YEAH!! yea.... yeahh... dun dun.."
hahaha fuckin Sarah.
and they kept calling Ate, "Jinguh"
I think Ate was getting annoyed for a little bit because they were combining her name with her wife's name. But it was all good.
And then we get to the club, drop the two off so they can get in and we go park and go inside. It was so cute, the girls behind us were looking at their I.d's and memorizing them... they were hella like 17 or 16 years old. Ate and I were hella laughing. It's cute though... brings me back to the days.
So it was St. Patty's and so the damn place was packed.... with young ass kids. Ate Gia was like, "I feel so old!!" and I was like, "I feel like a pedofile." haha.
And we had a good time though. we drank some at the bar. And Joe and Sarah drank more with us and they were fucked up drunk. Like... Sarah was dancing with her head in Joe's shirt kind of drunk. haha I love em.
we smoked outside a lot.
Oh! Fuckin a. So I was smoking outside and I saw Roe. Damn... Roe is hella hot right? So I am talking with her for a while. And then we go our seperate ways. And I am hanging out with ate Gia for a while. And then we did our thing.. and I am on the light up dance floor with ate Gia, Joe and Sarah and I look up at the mirrors and Roe and Chris and their friends were looking at me and talking. So I turn around,
"What's up?"
"dude. Z tell them who you are."
I looked at her and I was like,
"...I'm not Z"
Roe had the most surprised look on her face. Her jaw dropped, her eyes got big. and she covered her mouth and was like, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?"
No bitch, I'm joking. what the hell?
And Ate Gia just busts out laughing.
And so I took Roe outside and I had to explain to her who I was. Apparently for the last fucking YEAR she's thought I was Z since she met me. But she does remember meeting Nikki.... a year ago. I guess Nikki disappeared and Z just came out a lot more since she moved to Sd? What the hell dude? I mean, I've been mistaken for Z for maybe a drunken night or a drugged up blur.... but for an entire year? Cmon man!
And then, Roe was standing in the doorway, and it was packed so people kept almost burning her with their stogs. So I pulled her closer to me every time that someone was about to burn her. And then she started thinking I was hitting on her. Like she was like, "uh. you might want to go with your friends because I am here with a girl." What? Dude. I'm smiling because it's funny.. and ridiculous. And I pulling her closer to me because she was about to get burnt.
I hope Ate Gia didn't get the wrong impression and report back to Monica. Cuz i lost her joe and sarah for a while and when I foudn them, they were like, "damn you and Roe disappeared for hella long."
I mean... Roe is hot but she isn't my type and I am not her type. I could never see that working out. There's a better chance of my actually hitting Poonam.
So then Gia, Joe and Sarah met up with some cute older guy... gay. And they were talking to him and I was wandering around for a while. yes. I saw Pietro Jose Francine and angelica. Yeah... I pinched Pietro's drunk nipples. Whatever. I still don't like them but at a club, unless it's Poonam it's hard to be an asshole.
We were outside smoking, [[again]] and just trying to get a VERY drunk Sarah to just chill right? And Ate Gia starts chatting it up with some spanish girl. She was cute in like 14 yr old girl way but no.... And then I was asking Ate,
"man... do you and ate Jing still have sex?"
"HELL YEA! MAn I wouldn't be in this is we didn't?"
"What's the longest you've gone without?"
and then these cute gay boys came up to us and wanted to be in the conversation.
And then we ended up comparing stomachs? I wanted to be lean like those boys. My tummy bludges a little and I am getting to be self concious of my weight. This sucks.
And oh! We were on the balcony, and everyone beneath us was hella dancing... and they started to play this song and everyone just stopped dancing...
it was cupid's chokehold
Ate and I were like, HELL YEA!!! But they didn't play the whole song.
Sarah was so drunk that she couldn't even stand. Ate had to like grind up against her just to keep her dancing. And then she would like still slowly fall to the ground. And then we all turn around and we see some ugly ass white girl with no shirt on leaning against the wall talking to her we were like, "OOOHhhhh"
Joe was a little whore that night but he was so cute about it.
That spanish girl kept whispering in spanish in Ate's ear and her friends were like taking pictures and ate gia was trying to hide from the camera.
"uh hello? wedding ring?"
And then we lost Joe and Sarah and I found them coming out of a stall and Sarah just threw up and Joe was hella grining,
"I saw it."
And there were like 3 dyke fights that night. It was crazy!! And then one of them hella stormed out the fire exit and the alarms were going off but no one in the club could hear it. If there was really a fire We'd all die.
"imma buy you a drinkkkkk"
So afterwords, we left. And I drove us to Ophan Andy's for those two to eat and sober up. It was so funny. Joe thought we were at Boy Bar and he was wildly disappointed. And then he was like, "Hey! the bus boy and waiters should jump up on the tables and start singing."
And then we were sitting and ordering food from the old gay guy that always seems to deal with me when I am there. And he seemed annoyed. Sarah was passed out on the table. And Joe was so cute like hitting on the waiter.
"If I get an oranger juice, does it come with a 50 year old man?"
"You don't like young boys?"
And we ate and everything and we were talking.
Ate Gia know about Chloe, and knows about the things with Poonam. She says, even if they are what they are, it is no reason for us to fight. Looking back... yeah.. actually it was big reason to fight. But whatever.
And then after we were at the theater on Castro and looking at the movies playing. And we were just dicking around. And Sarah was like,
"Saving... Face.... how sweet.... the sound....."
And this drunk ass possessed guy was watching us and he tried to touch Joe. It was hella creepy.
So then we drove Ate gia home and then Joe passed out and Sarah and I tried to navigate our way through the city. I don't know why I was lost for as long as I was. I mean I knew where I was but I kept taking directions from a drunk ass Sarah. And we just talked all the way home.
It was weird. But I was checking around and thinking. You know. I am just not ready to move on. I keep looking around for a girl to fuck or someone that I would like. But nothing. And everytime I find... Nothing, I always think about what Mary said.
"No one is good enough because you won't let any one be good enough."
And I know I won't because it is just going to be fucked up.
But all in all that was a good ass night. Hella fun.
Monica knew I was out with Ate Gia, ha ha Monica. YOu can stay home with Shauna. Cuddle with Shauna.
Ate Jing has been in the P.I. and so Ate Gia went to the city to visit her ate. And then she wanted to go to Cribs. So I called up Joe and Sarah and we went to go get her and take her to the crib. It was just us three. No one else ever really wants to go any more.
So for once, I drove Joe and sarah to the city. We had fun on our ride there, just talking and smoking and whatever. We got directions from Ate Gia. Uh, yeah... her ate lives in the cuts. And I almost killed us on the way there. LIke Joe Sarah and I all almost shit our pants. forreal. Gross. hahaha.
ANd then I almost hit a couple pedestrians but it was their fault.
So we get Ate and she drives us over to the Crib.... with the other two just drinking in the back. They drank nearly a whole bottle of Grey Goose. They were so funny drunk and together.
"look! It's Happy Feet!"
And Sarah was drunk singing the songs on the radio... expect she would combin like 3 songs in one...
"You make me wanna... SOOOO BADDDDDD it hurts when you---"
"Sarah, do you even know the words?"
"YEAH!! yea.... yeahh... dun dun.."
hahaha fuckin Sarah.
and they kept calling Ate, "Jinguh"
I think Ate was getting annoyed for a little bit because they were combining her name with her wife's name. But it was all good.
And then we get to the club, drop the two off so they can get in and we go park and go inside. It was so cute, the girls behind us were looking at their I.d's and memorizing them... they were hella like 17 or 16 years old. Ate and I were hella laughing. It's cute though... brings me back to the days.
So it was St. Patty's and so the damn place was packed.... with young ass kids. Ate Gia was like, "I feel so old!!" and I was like, "I feel like a pedofile." haha.
And we had a good time though. we drank some at the bar. And Joe and Sarah drank more with us and they were fucked up drunk. Like... Sarah was dancing with her head in Joe's shirt kind of drunk. haha I love em.
we smoked outside a lot.
Oh! Fuckin a. So I was smoking outside and I saw Roe. Damn... Roe is hella hot right? So I am talking with her for a while. And then we go our seperate ways. And I am hanging out with ate Gia for a while. And then we did our thing.. and I am on the light up dance floor with ate Gia, Joe and Sarah and I look up at the mirrors and Roe and Chris and their friends were looking at me and talking. So I turn around,
"What's up?"
"dude. Z tell them who you are."
I looked at her and I was like,
"...I'm not Z"
Roe had the most surprised look on her face. Her jaw dropped, her eyes got big. and she covered her mouth and was like, "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?"
No bitch, I'm joking. what the hell?
And Ate Gia just busts out laughing.
And so I took Roe outside and I had to explain to her who I was. Apparently for the last fucking YEAR she's thought I was Z since she met me. But she does remember meeting Nikki.... a year ago. I guess Nikki disappeared and Z just came out a lot more since she moved to Sd? What the hell dude? I mean, I've been mistaken for Z for maybe a drunken night or a drugged up blur.... but for an entire year? Cmon man!
And then, Roe was standing in the doorway, and it was packed so people kept almost burning her with their stogs. So I pulled her closer to me every time that someone was about to burn her. And then she started thinking I was hitting on her. Like she was like, "uh. you might want to go with your friends because I am here with a girl." What? Dude. I'm smiling because it's funny.. and ridiculous. And I pulling her closer to me because she was about to get burnt.
I hope Ate Gia didn't get the wrong impression and report back to Monica. Cuz i lost her joe and sarah for a while and when I foudn them, they were like, "damn you and Roe disappeared for hella long."
I mean... Roe is hot but she isn't my type and I am not her type. I could never see that working out. There's a better chance of my actually hitting Poonam.
So then Gia, Joe and Sarah met up with some cute older guy... gay. And they were talking to him and I was wandering around for a while. yes. I saw Pietro Jose Francine and angelica. Yeah... I pinched Pietro's drunk nipples. Whatever. I still don't like them but at a club, unless it's Poonam it's hard to be an asshole.
We were outside smoking, [[again]] and just trying to get a VERY drunk Sarah to just chill right? And Ate Gia starts chatting it up with some spanish girl. She was cute in like 14 yr old girl way but no.... And then I was asking Ate,
"man... do you and ate Jing still have sex?"
"HELL YEA! MAn I wouldn't be in this is we didn't?"
"What's the longest you've gone without?"
and then these cute gay boys came up to us and wanted to be in the conversation.
And then we ended up comparing stomachs? I wanted to be lean like those boys. My tummy bludges a little and I am getting to be self concious of my weight. This sucks.
And oh! We were on the balcony, and everyone beneath us was hella dancing... and they started to play this song and everyone just stopped dancing...
it was cupid's chokehold
Ate and I were like, HELL YEA!!! But they didn't play the whole song.
Sarah was so drunk that she couldn't even stand. Ate had to like grind up against her just to keep her dancing. And then she would like still slowly fall to the ground. And then we all turn around and we see some ugly ass white girl with no shirt on leaning against the wall talking to her we were like, "OOOHhhhh"
Joe was a little whore that night but he was so cute about it.
That spanish girl kept whispering in spanish in Ate's ear and her friends were like taking pictures and ate gia was trying to hide from the camera.
"uh hello? wedding ring?"
And then we lost Joe and Sarah and I found them coming out of a stall and Sarah just threw up and Joe was hella grining,
"I saw it."
And there were like 3 dyke fights that night. It was crazy!! And then one of them hella stormed out the fire exit and the alarms were going off but no one in the club could hear it. If there was really a fire We'd all die.
"imma buy you a drinkkkkk"
So afterwords, we left. And I drove us to Ophan Andy's for those two to eat and sober up. It was so funny. Joe thought we were at Boy Bar and he was wildly disappointed. And then he was like, "Hey! the bus boy and waiters should jump up on the tables and start singing."
And then we were sitting and ordering food from the old gay guy that always seems to deal with me when I am there. And he seemed annoyed. Sarah was passed out on the table. And Joe was so cute like hitting on the waiter.
"If I get an oranger juice, does it come with a 50 year old man?"
"You don't like young boys?"
And we ate and everything and we were talking.
Ate Gia know about Chloe, and knows about the things with Poonam. She says, even if they are what they are, it is no reason for us to fight. Looking back... yeah.. actually it was big reason to fight. But whatever.
And then after we were at the theater on Castro and looking at the movies playing. And we were just dicking around. And Sarah was like,
"Saving... Face.... how sweet.... the sound....."
And this drunk ass possessed guy was watching us and he tried to touch Joe. It was hella creepy.
So then we drove Ate gia home and then Joe passed out and Sarah and I tried to navigate our way through the city. I don't know why I was lost for as long as I was. I mean I knew where I was but I kept taking directions from a drunk ass Sarah. And we just talked all the way home.
It was weird. But I was checking around and thinking. You know. I am just not ready to move on. I keep looking around for a girl to fuck or someone that I would like. But nothing. And everytime I find... Nothing, I always think about what Mary said.
"No one is good enough because you won't let any one be good enough."
And I know I won't because it is just going to be fucked up.
But all in all that was a good ass night. Hella fun.
Monica knew I was out with Ate Gia, ha ha Monica. YOu can stay home with Shauna. Cuddle with Shauna.