date me don't rate me
anonymous
September 11 2003, 23:08:46 UTC
Hello Cholita, I was reading all the hate mail that you have been reciving. I would like to point out that not everybody is bad out there. If you would let me, I would take you out on a night you would never forget. I would pick you up an hour late in my beat up Ford Ranchero. Swing by KFC and get the value meal, you know got to feed the kids. After fine dining, we would take a long stroll in cell block two, so I can properly introduce myself to your father. Then I would let you know how much I love you on the first date by getting the sleezist hotel room, knock you up, and tell you that you were the best (cause you can open your legs for food stamps). Afterwards I will drive you home, drop you off ten blocks away from your house, and proceed to be the drop dead father of our love child. See if you really look at it, our date will only cost $5.89 for gas, and $7.48 for KFC. So thats a total of....well yeah enough. And you get to have the benfit of WIC and food stamps for my child that you are carrying. Call me if you want to have this date, you know my number, sis.
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