oh, tweakers, how i love to fuck with thee.
"funk me blah blah something something hardness" was last night/early this morning. bobby and i got a ride with alex and nate and we got there around 8ish and it was still daylight out. i was ready for rambunctiousness.
you know how when you're on the pill, they give you this week of placebos just to keep you in the habit of taking the pill? well, had been thinking of this devious scheme for a while: pop those little green pills out and try to sell them as E to tweakers/e-tards to see if they start rolling. now, those of you who know the pill, know that they are quite small, but they always have a tiny stamp on it. mine had a W... but i said it was an M.
i popped the 7 pills out of the blister pack, and kyle suggested just casually tossing them on the ground and see if the tweakers lunge for them. i did that and they all just stood and stared over silently as if they were all conversing to each other whether or not to pick them up.
kyle, chelsea, todd and i were all laughing about it, when one of them came over and sat down. i said something about having green pills and she asked about them. i picked them up off the ground (sign #1) and she was so thrilled. i told her they were so small b/c they're a new kind of press and stack and that they were the new green motos (hence, the M). we found 6 out of 7 off the dusty, dirty ground and i told her they take a while to kick in and that i took them at warped tour last weekend. when she asked how much for them, i said $5 each. bobby came over and started violently elbowing me telling me to not take their money for this b/c i could "get jumped". so, then i told them to just take them for nothing and if they wanted more, i had 7 left and then i would have to charge the $5 for those.
all night, we were all laughing at them b/c they were seeming to kiss eachother more. this morning when the party was pretty much over, kyle comes up to me and tells me that he just talked to those kids and asked them how the pills were. this was her response:
"we're rolling hardcore! these are so good!"
...or something to that extent.
I AM SUCH A FUNNY/BOMB BITCH.
emphasis on BITCH!! dont you absolutely love it though?
you know how when you're on the pill, they give you this week of placebos just to keep you in the habit of taking the pill? well, had been thinking of this devious scheme for a while: pop those little green pills out and try to sell them as E to tweakers/e-tards to see if they start rolling. now, those of you who know the pill, know that they are quite small, but they always have a tiny stamp on it. mine had a W... but i said it was an M.
i popped the 7 pills out of the blister pack, and kyle suggested just casually tossing them on the ground and see if the tweakers lunge for them. i did that and they all just stood and stared over silently as if they were all conversing to each other whether or not to pick them up.
kyle, chelsea, todd and i were all laughing about it, when one of them came over and sat down. i said something about having green pills and she asked about them. i picked them up off the ground (sign #1) and she was so thrilled. i told her they were so small b/c they're a new kind of press and stack and that they were the new green motos (hence, the M). we found 6 out of 7 off the dusty, dirty ground and i told her they take a while to kick in and that i took them at warped tour last weekend. when she asked how much for them, i said $5 each. bobby came over and started violently elbowing me telling me to not take their money for this b/c i could "get jumped". so, then i told them to just take them for nothing and if they wanted more, i had 7 left and then i would have to charge the $5 for those.
all night, we were all laughing at them b/c they were seeming to kiss eachother more. this morning when the party was pretty much over, kyle comes up to me and tells me that he just talked to those kids and asked them how the pills were. this was her response:
"we're rolling hardcore! these are so good!"
...or something to that extent.
I AM SUCH A FUNNY/BOMB BITCH.
emphasis on BITCH!! dont you absolutely love it though?