i'm not diggin this getting up and being to work at 7 in the morning.

[chokingoncharm]

This one time I went down to the river on my bike, this is no ordinary bike, this is a 6 speed, pink, with a horn and a little wicker basket bike, and i saw this fish. He was pink with green and yellow polka dots. That isnt the weird part, He then hopped out of the water and into my little wicker basket. I was a little pissed at first, only becasue i didnt want my pimped out ride smelling like fish. But then he started to talk to me. He said "Hello *&^%$#&^^*((&*%, My name is Charlie Mcdougal Switsenheimer Veagen Jesus. And i want to tell you a story of my family." I said ok and to go on Charlie Mcdougal Switsenheimer Veagen Jesus then told me his story, it went something like this "looong ago my parents had me, and 4500 brothers and sisters, i only got close to to 7 of them, there names were James, Jack, Jenny, Julie, Jacob, Jeremy, and Bob. (bob was a loner...) they were a great group of siblings. we would play in the water all day. going through rocks and playing hide and go swim...oh yeah and Stip poker(that one got a little crazy, especially after a few drinks of fishmeister.) anyways..one day we were all sitting there playing tag when a big fish came up and ate them all and left me...The End." I look at him confused...he smiled jumped back in the water...then all of a sudden the river was gone and my bike was gone...after all that none of it was true...I was just on acid.

The moral of the story...."Birds of a feather, Flock together!"
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i don't know who wrote this but it was funny...it was also written on 12-23-03