Vandalized.
My car got pwwwned. ;__; Evian is blind now. Well, half-blind. I spent the night at Loren's and we came out to leave somewhere and the first thing I noticed was bird crap on my car so I was all, damnit. And then I noticed rose petals on the ground and was like, oh nice. And then I noticed a rose petal smashed onto my window and was like, weird.
"Oh shit, my mirror." (gapes, then randomly walks over to the other side) "Oh shit, my other mirror."
It was funny, really. Someone had to have taken a crowbar or a very sturdy bat to my left mirror, because it's completely gone. There are three wires poking out, that's all that's left. The other mirror was hanging by a few wires so we duct taped it back on so now I'm driving around without one side view mirror and one mirror all ghetto looking. I filed a police report, but they can't do jackshit since nobody saw anything. And this place has a security guard. A paid security guard. W.t.f. Did you not see, or god forbid, hear when some hooligans were tearing my mirrors off? Hell-o?
In any case, the presence of the rose petals and the one rose smeared into my window nearly convinces me that it's a lover's affair gone awry. It's obviously not an accident-- I was parked next to the sidewalk so unless one of those damn golf carts went magically screwy, no go. Apparently some other person has my exact same car in that complex. A case of mistaken identity. Nice, right? My insurance doesn't cover it because it's body damage so. I have to do it. Sometime. In the future.
It's still really funny to me. The idiots. Wrong car, morons. They didnt' slash my tires is all I'm saying. Small blessings. Way thankful for that, because that would have cost a shitton more than just replacing the mirrors.
It was a really interesting week. My best friend broke up with her girlfriend, my car got vandalized, I almost got fired, I almost quit, I discovered that Dunkin Donuts serves amazing coffee. Man. Now I just wanna curl up tomorrow morning, drink something warm, and play Kingdom Hearts forever. Sounds like a satisfactory way to end spring break.