oh man.
Repos Merite (3:52:33 AM): whoever invented homework needs to be shot
Repos Merite (3:52:36 AM): repeatedly
cale (3:52:43 AM): with my penis
Repos Merite (3:53:05 AM): somehow i fail to see how that will inflict pain. unless you have a deadly corrosive acid for bodily fluids
Repos Merite (3:53:42 AM): and if so, i question your stamina, haha
cale (3:54:03 AM): i drink a lot of orange juice
Repos Merite (3:55:10 AM): i eat a lot of apples.
cale (3:56:21 AM): so your semen grows trees instead of acid?
Repos Merite (3:56:40 AM): yeah. it's like a jungle in my apartment
Repos Merite (3:57:33 AM): i'm pretty sure a carnivorous, tree-dwelling animal ate my cat for a midnight snack
cale (3:57:51 AM): that's what happens when you grow a forest with your penis
Repos Merite (3:58:03 AM): i thought i was helping the environment :'(
Repos Merite (3:58:24 AM): the only logical step here is to start burning trees
cale (3:58:53 AM): but they're your children!
Repos Merite (3:59:18 AM): are you suggesting i shake the trees to death and throw them in the dumpster out back?
Repos Merite (3:59:47 AM): would you feel better that way?
cale (4:01:12 AM): i'd prefer that you strangled them with their own umbilico chords
Repos Merite (4:01:27 AM): nah, too jewish.
cale (4:02:00 AM): fine, rape them to death
Repos Merite (4:02:19 AM): harvesting their organs for profit would be the christian way to go.
Repos Merite (4:02:45 AM): rape is too scientologist
Repos Merite (4:03:22 AM): (just so you're aware, this is totally going in the livejournal)
Repos Merite (4:03:59 AM): i revise, rape is to episcopalian!
cale (4:05:10 AM): what would be the humanist way to rid yourself of unwanted tree children then?
Repos Merite (4:05:51 AM): selling them to the disney corporation
Repos Merite (3:52:36 AM): repeatedly
cale (3:52:43 AM): with my penis
Repos Merite (3:53:05 AM): somehow i fail to see how that will inflict pain. unless you have a deadly corrosive acid for bodily fluids
Repos Merite (3:53:42 AM): and if so, i question your stamina, haha
cale (3:54:03 AM): i drink a lot of orange juice
Repos Merite (3:55:10 AM): i eat a lot of apples.
cale (3:56:21 AM): so your semen grows trees instead of acid?
Repos Merite (3:56:40 AM): yeah. it's like a jungle in my apartment
Repos Merite (3:57:33 AM): i'm pretty sure a carnivorous, tree-dwelling animal ate my cat for a midnight snack
cale (3:57:51 AM): that's what happens when you grow a forest with your penis
Repos Merite (3:58:03 AM): i thought i was helping the environment :'(
Repos Merite (3:58:24 AM): the only logical step here is to start burning trees
cale (3:58:53 AM): but they're your children!
Repos Merite (3:59:18 AM): are you suggesting i shake the trees to death and throw them in the dumpster out back?
Repos Merite (3:59:47 AM): would you feel better that way?
cale (4:01:12 AM): i'd prefer that you strangled them with their own umbilico chords
Repos Merite (4:01:27 AM): nah, too jewish.
cale (4:02:00 AM): fine, rape them to death
Repos Merite (4:02:19 AM): harvesting their organs for profit would be the christian way to go.
Repos Merite (4:02:45 AM): rape is too scientologist
Repos Merite (4:03:22 AM): (just so you're aware, this is totally going in the livejournal)
Repos Merite (4:03:59 AM): i revise, rape is to episcopalian!
cale (4:05:10 AM): what would be the humanist way to rid yourself of unwanted tree children then?
Repos Merite (4:05:51 AM): selling them to the disney corporation