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Me, instructing Noah on making swiss chard and leeks as a side dish:
Me: Now slice the each leek into one quarter inch thick slices.
Noah: Okay, but what eaxctly am I making here?
Me:... it's a uh, like a vegetable thingy...
Noah: Ooh, a vegetable thingy, I've heard of those. Wasn't that on the last Bobby Flay's Throwdown? "You think you could make a better vegetable thingy than me? I challange you to a throwdown!"
Me: Now slice the each leek into one quarter inch thick slices.
Noah: Okay, but what eaxctly am I making here?
Me:... it's a uh, like a vegetable thingy...
Noah: Ooh, a vegetable thingy, I've heard of those. Wasn't that on the last Bobby Flay's Throwdown? "You think you could make a better vegetable thingy than me? I challange you to a throwdown!"