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chokemeout

The Future is on its way with hover boards

Apr 29, 2004 22:32

I was thinking of being in a perfect place today when I was in stupid science class with that dirty teacher talking about science and homework and I was drawing a bright eyes logo, which is the words BRIGHT EYES, on hte desk with a Kershaw Blur 1020 high-carbon steel pocket knife when a BOY ASKED ME CHALKY OUT ( Read more... )

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bloodwillflow April 30 2004, 13:10:47 UTC

oh chalky, keep holdin those arms up! hahaha

:? chokemeout April 30 2004, 14:14:43 UTC

the fuck are you talking about?

confused,
Chalky

:0 chokemeout April 30 2004, 14:21:42 UTC

Oh yeah, the wicked cool worship thing. Well, I usually just have my hands out in front of me with my palms up, as if I am bleating along with God Front in a prayer for JC to rain down and wash away all of those sinning baddies, like in a P.O.D. song, like a FLOOD get it? hee hee heee hee ha ha yeah! I wanna go to the beach and then get some ICECREEMsandwitch at ColdStone.

love sick and lonely,
Chalky

Sob =*( rocket_bm May 1 2004, 00:10:13 UTC

CHALKYYYYY! Why!!!! I had such dreams, such beautiful visions of you and me, going to my brother's apartment to make out on the couch (I'm not allowed to make out on the couch at my folks' house), or to the beach, where I would relax in the sun while you massage my feet! Ouch! The pain!! It's unbearable! I can't believe it!! Dennis??!? I guess it is a very secure name, but what about Tim??? Isn't that a beautiful name?? Of course it is, otherwise my dad's concubine would have named me something else. And you never met me at Big 5! I waited and waited...Imagine how embarrassed I was, sitting in the back trying on jockstraps, all by myself. I don't know why people were looking at me all wierd, I mean, am I the only one who goes commando?? Morons! Chalky, I'll give you one more chance, just because you're so friggin' cute. This time we'll meet at the Green Burrito. You're buying, so bring plenty of cash, cause I'm a growing boy. And if you bring Dennis along, I'll lop off his head w/ my katana blades. Ha Ha Ha.

And so the Conversation turned, until the sun went down, and many fantasies were learned on that day chokemeout May 1 2004, 17:58:29 UTC

who in the hell are you?

Inquisitive,
Chalky