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So randomly some guy stops me in the halls yesterday and starts talking about Rugby.
REALISTIC ME: Oh Matt, get out, get out now.
He kept going on about how I should play because I look like a rugby player blah blah blah next thing I know Im at the university pub at a rugby club meeting.
OPTIMISTIC ME: Hey, this wont be so bad, I can play a sport and get into shape.
REALISTIC ME: Matt, what are you doing? You will not fit in with these guys and you know it, you dont speak of hearty grogg or the laying of women.
OPTOMISTIC ME: Whatever, I'm sure they are not the big jock group stereotype.
RANDOM PRESIDENT GUY: Okay lets introduce ourselves by saying our name, where we are from and our favorite sexual position.
OPTOMISTIC ME: ... Monkey pulling the turnip
REALISTIC ME: HA, HA, HA HA HA
I just wish the sports could be taken without the alpha male mentality.
REALISTIC ME: Oh Matt, get out, get out now.
He kept going on about how I should play because I look like a rugby player blah blah blah next thing I know Im at the university pub at a rugby club meeting.
OPTIMISTIC ME: Hey, this wont be so bad, I can play a sport and get into shape.
REALISTIC ME: Matt, what are you doing? You will not fit in with these guys and you know it, you dont speak of hearty grogg or the laying of women.
OPTOMISTIC ME: Whatever, I'm sure they are not the big jock group stereotype.
RANDOM PRESIDENT GUY: Okay lets introduce ourselves by saying our name, where we are from and our favorite sexual position.
OPTOMISTIC ME: ... Monkey pulling the turnip
REALISTIC ME: HA, HA, HA HA HA
I just wish the sports could be taken without the alpha male mentality.