Of Sleep Deprived Teens and Hostile Hormones
Another skit that I like to boringly post on my journal. ^^
Due to a certain friend's request, I'll change the OC name.
But noting this: babe, you brought this upon yourself. ;)
Enjoy~!
p.s.: I don't know what buttons I'm pressing - using as much Premium features as I can. lol.
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scene starts---> *Taemin and his classmate Aly are having a sleepover at Aly's dorm room. Taemin dressed in disguise as a regular girl and was surprisingly not recognized by fans as he and Aly passed by the girls to go to her secluded dorm area.*
Aly: *enters the dorm room* You want a Milo? *tosses bag on her couch and goes to mini fridge for drinks*
Tae: *enters after her and locks door behind him* Sure, though I don't know what that is... *drops bag on the couch and sits on computer chair*
Aly: *tosses him a drink and settles on the couch* That's a Milo, a chocolate energy drink. Give it a shake and drink it. *shakes drink and opens it*
Tae: Chocolate? *stares at drink and shakes it before opening and drinking it* Mmmmm~ this tastes good!
Aly: *drinks* Yeah~ *downs the drink and tosses the empty can in the trash*
Tae: *drinks it slowly and tosses the empty can in the trash* That was yummy~~~ ......oh? *glances at open computer* What is this? *stares at the screen with wide eyes* An application?
Aly: YAH! DON'T READ THAT! *jumps up to tackle him to the ground*
Tae: *laughs as he fell and struggled* Too late! Already saw it~ *quickly gets out of tackle and jumps on chair* You should totally audition! We might end up in the same company together!
Aly: *pouts and blushes while crossing arms* Shut up, Tae oppa.
Tae: *uses computer and ignores her* First, let's go find a good photo in your memory folder. *finds a cute photo* Found it~ wait, when did you curl your hair in this photo?
Aly: *tries pushing him away* Get away, TAEYEON ONNIE. Don't forget I can rat you out that you're a boy!
Tae: *gives her a deadpanned look* So you'd risk your life to get me kicked out as a boy? When I am known as the dancing maknae of SHINee? So you're not afraid that Shawols would kill you right now?
*silence*
Tae: That's what I thought. *triumphant grin* Now~ let me fill out these basic questions. I practically know you so well now. *turns to computer and types away*
Aly: *sighs and goes to closet* Whatever......I'm gonna go shower. *picks pajama dress* You brang your PJ's, right?
Tae: *nods* In my bag. *turns to look at her* Hey, Aly, you'll participate as a solo at the audition, right?
Aly: *shrugs* Why not?
Tae: Huh. *smiles and goes back to typing* Would you sing, rap, or dance?
Aly: *heads to bathroom* I'm confident only with singing. Oppa, I'm leaving the door open in case you need to go use the restroom, ok?
Tae: *doesn't turn back and gives a thumbs up* I'll fill whatever I can with this!
*Aly shrugs and closes the bathroom door, but doesn't lock it. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Taemin gulps and prepares to act like a girl, standing up to answer the door. Once he opens the door, he gapes at a tall pretty girl wearing a big jacket and jeans with a short sexy girl in a uniform outfit beside her.*
Tae: *feels turned on at the tall girl and easily recognizes her* Minho hyung! *hisses* What are you doing here with a girl?! Dressed up as a girl?!
Minho: *shakes head and chuckles quietly as he quickly pushes sexy girl inside and follows* Minnie~ I just want to make sure that nothing happens between you and Aly tonight.
Tae: *rolls eyes* This is girl's night out, and you of all people should know I don't swing that way! *retorts and locks the door* Anyways, who's this chick?
Minho: ................................it's Jonghyun hyung.
Tae: O.O
Minho: Yeah, that was my same reaction. *stares at "sexy girl"* In fact, I met up with him here at the front of the building. Hyung, what's your reason for being here? *takes off sunglasses and wig, revealing his natural face*
Jjong: *blushes and stares at ground* ..........................I read Aly's blog and it said she likes me like this.
Minho: .________.
Tae: ._________.
Minho: She meant in yaoi stories. =.=
Jjong: ....................................oh.
2MIN: *facepalms*
Jjong: *pouts and pulls out plastic bag from behind him* Awwww~ now what do I do with these? *shows handcuffs*
2MIN: ..........................................................................
Tae: *turns back to computer typing*
Minho: I don't even want to know where you bought those.
Jjong: Oh! I also bought -
Minho: *puts hand up quickly* NO! I don't want to know what else is in that bag of tricks.
Tae: *sighs* Hyung, what were you going to do with those anyways?
Jjong: Oh, I was hoping on convincing you to mingle with the other girls downstairs in the cafeteria while I make some sexy time with Aly. :D
Minho: ................................................................................
Tae: -_______-
Minho: Don't mind our noona, Minnie, she can be pretty dumb.
Jjong: Yah. *glares*
Tae: *shrugs* You're right. *turns back to computer and shouts* ALY! WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SINGER?
Aly: *shouts from shower* KIM JONGHYUN, WHY?
*Minho grins at Jonghyun while the latter blushes cutely.*
Tae: NOTHING~ JUST WONDERING! *snickers quietly and types in computer*
JongHo: *curiously goes to Taemin to check on computer*
Tae: *sends email* Tada! She'll thank me later~! *grins*
Minho: What did you do?
Tae: *shrugs* Aly's application is sent for auditions as entertainers. *smiles in triumph*
Jjong: ....................................so......she's applying?
Tae: Yup! ^^ I sent it.
Jjong: ............... *glances at the bathroom* She's in the shower?
Tae: Yeah, but the door's unlocked just in case if I want to use the toilet.
Minho: Wait. *glares at Jonghyun* No fucking way. Don't do it!
*Jonghyung grins and slinks away slipping past the bathroom door and locking it.*
Minho: Shit! *grabs Taemin and runs* Minnie, you can't see or hear this!
Tae: *tilts his head cutely* Minho hyung, you're not wearing a disguise.
*Minho's eyes widened in realization. He quickly turns back, only to find out that the dorm room door is locked by accident. Two girls turn around the corridor and recognize a boy with his grip on a girl's arm, which is really Minho holding Taemin.*
girl#1: *points at Minho* HEY YOU! NO BOYS IN THIS FUCKING PLACE! GIRL'S TERRITORY ONLY!
girl#2: UNHAND THAT GIRL RIGHT NOW! *runs w/ girl#1 towards Minho*
Minho: O.O *gulps* FML. *runs away and quickly pulls up hood so he won't be recognized*
Tae: *waits until Minho and girls run off in a chase and giggles* Oh, hyung~ you can be so stupidly cute sometimes! *walks off to find Minho*
*Meanwhile, Jonghyun in a girl outfit is grinning widely with an erection poking underneath his skirt. He sees Aly's silouette in the shower through the curtains. He licks his lips and stands in a sexy pose with a lust-filled gaze.*
Jjong: *husky girly voice* Oh~ Alex~ *he called out to her*
Aly: *freezes in shower* Tae oppa? Why the hell would he call me Alex?
Jjong: Guess again~
Aly: *slowly peeks from the curtains* O.O J-Jonghyun o-oppa? *blushes*
Jjong: *wags his finger* Junghee noona~ at your service!
Aly: -____- But I'm clearly a girl, see? *moves the curtains aside to show her nudity*
Jjong: *gapes at her nudity, his cock hardening* Umm........ I see...... *suddenly grins* I'll be your Junghee onnie, then. Lesbian sex is even hotter.
Aly: *blushes at the thought and feels turned on* Y-yah..... *realizes her nude body is shown and tries hiding behind curtain*
Jjong: *moans huskily and climbs into the tub* Don't hide it, babe. *scans body from head to toe*
*Aly blushes and tries to cover herself again, only to have Jonghyun finally rip off the shower curtains and attacked her collarbone, slamming her back onto the cold tile wall.*
Aly: *yelps then moans* O-onnie.....
Jjong: *moans and gives her a hickey* Want something better than a vibrator? *plays with her clit then sticks a finger in her hole*
Aly: F-Fuck..... *moans*
Jjong: *starts to finger fuck her and kisses her*
Aly: *moans and bucks her hips up w/ the rhythm*
Jjong: *other hand roams around squeezing her body in different areas*
Aly: *moans and kisses him back* J-Junghee....
Jjong: *grins and pulls back finger* I can't wait - ! *hastily pulls off underwear and positions in front of her entrance while holding onto her waist*
Aly: *eyes widening* Don't! What about a condom?!
Jjong: Girls fucking each other don't need condoms. *he pushed his length into her entrance slowly until he was fully inside her* FUCK IT'S TIGHT!
Aly: *moans and screams, then giggles* You-you're still a g-guy.... *slaps his bicep*
Jjong: *grins lazily and starts to rock his hips slowly, the water from the shower still raining over them*
*Taemin finally reassures Minho after he helped him escape from the girls that he'll be okay and promises to send Jonghyun before kissing him goodnight. He goes back into the dorm building and heads for Aly's dorm room until his cellphone rings from his pocket. He aswers the phone in a cutely way, considering he's still dressed as a girl.*
Tae: Hello?
Jjong: Please tell me this is Taemin!
Tae: Hyu - I mean, oppa? Why're you calling?
Jjong: Aly & I just got out from the shower and I'm helping her walk.
Tae: *rolls eyes* YOU JUST PULLED A BDSM MOVE ON HER, HUH?!
*As Taemin said that, few girls who hung out at the hallway corridor stared at him weirdly.*
Tae: ............my older brother. *fakely scoffs*
*The girls nod and turned to their activities.*
Jjong: *sheepishly grinned and scratched his head* Yeah.....well, I need you to buy a few things at the drug store. You're in disguise, so no one can recognize you...
Tae: *dreadfully glared at the phone* Oppa. What. Did. You. Do.
Jjong: ......could you maybe buy after sex birth pills or something like that? I sorta cummed into her......
Tae: *gapes* YOU MEAN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?! YOU MORON! WHY CAN'T YOU CONTROL YOUR HORMONES?!?!
*The girls in the hallway glanced at Taemin in pity.*
girl#3: *pats him on the back* Boys can be idiots, huh?
Tae: *scoffs for real* Tell me about it. *rolls eyes*
-Lesson Learned-
Due to a certain friend's request, I'll change the OC name.
But noting this: babe, you brought this upon yourself. ;)
Enjoy~!
p.s.: I don't know what buttons I'm pressing - using as much Premium features as I can. lol.
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scene starts---> *Taemin and his classmate Aly are having a sleepover at Aly's dorm room. Taemin dressed in disguise as a regular girl and was surprisingly not recognized by fans as he and Aly passed by the girls to go to her secluded dorm area.*
Aly: *enters the dorm room* You want a Milo? *tosses bag on her couch and goes to mini fridge for drinks*
Tae: *enters after her and locks door behind him* Sure, though I don't know what that is... *drops bag on the couch and sits on computer chair*
Aly: *tosses him a drink and settles on the couch* That's a Milo, a chocolate energy drink. Give it a shake and drink it. *shakes drink and opens it*
Tae: Chocolate? *stares at drink and shakes it before opening and drinking it* Mmmmm~ this tastes good!
Aly: *drinks* Yeah~ *downs the drink and tosses the empty can in the trash*
Tae: *drinks it slowly and tosses the empty can in the trash* That was yummy~~~ ......oh? *glances at open computer* What is this? *stares at the screen with wide eyes* An application?
Aly: YAH! DON'T READ THAT! *jumps up to tackle him to the ground*
Tae: *laughs as he fell and struggled* Too late! Already saw it~ *quickly gets out of tackle and jumps on chair* You should totally audition! We might end up in the same company together!
Aly: *pouts and blushes while crossing arms* Shut up, Tae oppa.
Tae: *uses computer and ignores her* First, let's go find a good photo in your memory folder. *finds a cute photo* Found it~ wait, when did you curl your hair in this photo?
Aly: *tries pushing him away* Get away, TAEYEON ONNIE. Don't forget I can rat you out that you're a boy!
Tae: *gives her a deadpanned look* So you'd risk your life to get me kicked out as a boy? When I am known as the dancing maknae of SHINee? So you're not afraid that Shawols would kill you right now?
*silence*
Tae: That's what I thought. *triumphant grin* Now~ let me fill out these basic questions. I practically know you so well now. *turns to computer and types away*
Aly: *sighs and goes to closet* Whatever......I'm gonna go shower. *picks pajama dress* You brang your PJ's, right?
Tae: *nods* In my bag. *turns to look at her* Hey, Aly, you'll participate as a solo at the audition, right?
Aly: *shrugs* Why not?
Tae: Huh. *smiles and goes back to typing* Would you sing, rap, or dance?
Aly: *heads to bathroom* I'm confident only with singing. Oppa, I'm leaving the door open in case you need to go use the restroom, ok?
Tae: *doesn't turn back and gives a thumbs up* I'll fill whatever I can with this!
*Aly shrugs and closes the bathroom door, but doesn't lock it. A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door. Taemin gulps and prepares to act like a girl, standing up to answer the door. Once he opens the door, he gapes at a tall pretty girl wearing a big jacket and jeans with a short sexy girl in a uniform outfit beside her.*
Tae: *feels turned on at the tall girl and easily recognizes her* Minho hyung! *hisses* What are you doing here with a girl?! Dressed up as a girl?!
Minho: *shakes head and chuckles quietly as he quickly pushes sexy girl inside and follows* Minnie~ I just want to make sure that nothing happens between you and Aly tonight.
Tae: *rolls eyes* This is girl's night out, and you of all people should know I don't swing that way! *retorts and locks the door* Anyways, who's this chick?
Minho: ................................it's Jonghyun hyung.
Tae: O.O
Minho: Yeah, that was my same reaction. *stares at "sexy girl"* In fact, I met up with him here at the front of the building. Hyung, what's your reason for being here? *takes off sunglasses and wig, revealing his natural face*
Jjong: *blushes and stares at ground* ..........................I read Aly's blog and it said she likes me like this.
Minho: .________.
Tae: ._________.
Minho: She meant in yaoi stories. =.=
Jjong: ....................................oh.
2MIN: *facepalms*
Jjong: *pouts and pulls out plastic bag from behind him* Awwww~ now what do I do with these? *shows handcuffs*
2MIN: ..........................................................................
Tae: *turns back to computer typing*
Minho: I don't even want to know where you bought those.
Jjong: Oh! I also bought -
Minho: *puts hand up quickly* NO! I don't want to know what else is in that bag of tricks.
Tae: *sighs* Hyung, what were you going to do with those anyways?
Jjong: Oh, I was hoping on convincing you to mingle with the other girls downstairs in the cafeteria while I make some sexy time with Aly. :D
Minho: ................................................................................
Tae: -_______-
Minho: Don't mind our noona, Minnie, she can be pretty dumb.
Jjong: Yah. *glares*
Tae: *shrugs* You're right. *turns back to computer and shouts* ALY! WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SINGER?
Aly: *shouts from shower* KIM JONGHYUN, WHY?
*Minho grins at Jonghyun while the latter blushes cutely.*
Tae: NOTHING~ JUST WONDERING! *snickers quietly and types in computer*
JongHo: *curiously goes to Taemin to check on computer*
Tae: *sends email* Tada! She'll thank me later~! *grins*
Minho: What did you do?
Tae: *shrugs* Aly's application is sent for auditions as entertainers. *smiles in triumph*
Jjong: ....................................so......she's applying?
Tae: Yup! ^^ I sent it.
Jjong: ............... *glances at the bathroom* She's in the shower?
Tae: Yeah, but the door's unlocked just in case if I want to use the toilet.
Minho: Wait. *glares at Jonghyun* No fucking way. Don't do it!
*Jonghyung grins and slinks away slipping past the bathroom door and locking it.*
Minho: Shit! *grabs Taemin and runs* Minnie, you can't see or hear this!
Tae: *tilts his head cutely* Minho hyung, you're not wearing a disguise.
*Minho's eyes widened in realization. He quickly turns back, only to find out that the dorm room door is locked by accident. Two girls turn around the corridor and recognize a boy with his grip on a girl's arm, which is really Minho holding Taemin.*
girl#1: *points at Minho* HEY YOU! NO BOYS IN THIS FUCKING PLACE! GIRL'S TERRITORY ONLY!
girl#2: UNHAND THAT GIRL RIGHT NOW! *runs w/ girl#1 towards Minho*
Minho: O.O *gulps* FML. *runs away and quickly pulls up hood so he won't be recognized*
Tae: *waits until Minho and girls run off in a chase and giggles* Oh, hyung~ you can be so stupidly cute sometimes! *walks off to find Minho*
*Meanwhile, Jonghyun in a girl outfit is grinning widely with an erection poking underneath his skirt. He sees Aly's silouette in the shower through the curtains. He licks his lips and stands in a sexy pose with a lust-filled gaze.*
Jjong: *husky girly voice* Oh~ Alex~ *he called out to her*
Aly: *freezes in shower* Tae oppa? Why the hell would he call me Alex?
Jjong: Guess again~
Aly: *slowly peeks from the curtains* O.O J-Jonghyun o-oppa? *blushes*
Jjong: *wags his finger* Junghee noona~ at your service!
Aly: -____- But I'm clearly a girl, see? *moves the curtains aside to show her nudity*
Jjong: *gapes at her nudity, his cock hardening* Umm........ I see...... *suddenly grins* I'll be your Junghee onnie, then. Lesbian sex is even hotter.
Aly: *blushes at the thought and feels turned on* Y-yah..... *realizes her nude body is shown and tries hiding behind curtain*
Jjong: *moans huskily and climbs into the tub* Don't hide it, babe. *scans body from head to toe*
*Aly blushes and tries to cover herself again, only to have Jonghyun finally rip off the shower curtains and attacked her collarbone, slamming her back onto the cold tile wall.*
Aly: *yelps then moans* O-onnie.....
Jjong: *moans and gives her a hickey* Want something better than a vibrator? *plays with her clit then sticks a finger in her hole*
Aly: F-Fuck..... *moans*
Jjong: *starts to finger fuck her and kisses her*
Aly: *moans and bucks her hips up w/ the rhythm*
Jjong: *other hand roams around squeezing her body in different areas*
Aly: *moans and kisses him back* J-Junghee....
Jjong: *grins and pulls back finger* I can't wait - ! *hastily pulls off underwear and positions in front of her entrance while holding onto her waist*
Aly: *eyes widening* Don't! What about a condom?!
Jjong: Girls fucking each other don't need condoms. *he pushed his length into her entrance slowly until he was fully inside her* FUCK IT'S TIGHT!
Aly: *moans and screams, then giggles* You-you're still a g-guy.... *slaps his bicep*
Jjong: *grins lazily and starts to rock his hips slowly, the water from the shower still raining over them*
*Taemin finally reassures Minho after he helped him escape from the girls that he'll be okay and promises to send Jonghyun before kissing him goodnight. He goes back into the dorm building and heads for Aly's dorm room until his cellphone rings from his pocket. He aswers the phone in a cutely way, considering he's still dressed as a girl.*
Tae: Hello?
Jjong: Please tell me this is Taemin!
Tae: Hyu - I mean, oppa? Why're you calling?
Jjong: Aly & I just got out from the shower and I'm helping her walk.
Tae: *rolls eyes* YOU JUST PULLED A BDSM MOVE ON HER, HUH?!
*As Taemin said that, few girls who hung out at the hallway corridor stared at him weirdly.*
Tae: ............my older brother. *fakely scoffs*
*The girls nod and turned to their activities.*
Jjong: *sheepishly grinned and scratched his head* Yeah.....well, I need you to buy a few things at the drug store. You're in disguise, so no one can recognize you...
Tae: *dreadfully glared at the phone* Oppa. What. Did. You. Do.
Jjong: ......could you maybe buy after sex birth pills or something like that? I sorta cummed into her......
Tae: *gapes* YOU MEAN THERE'S A POSSIBILITY YOU GOT HER PREGNANT?! YOU MORON! WHY CAN'T YOU CONTROL YOUR HORMONES?!?!
*The girls in the hallway glanced at Taemin in pity.*
girl#3: *pats him on the back* Boys can be idiots, huh?
Tae: *scoffs for real* Tell me about it. *rolls eyes*
-Lesson Learned-
- Never have unprotected sex.
- Taemin has been hanging out with Key too much.
- Jonghyun needs to stop being the King of Skinship......after Heechul's term in the army ends.