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[choffman]

Some of the larger aquatic species mate by penis fencing, a duel in which each tries to impregnate the other, and the loser adopts the female role of developing the eggs.

In the next life, I'm coming back as a Pseudobiceros bedfordian.

Comments

[rosicrucian]

As long as it's not a bedbug, it's all good.

[choffman]

Nah, that'll be the life after that one.

I also have vague aspirations of becoming a fungus of some sort.

[rosicrucian]

IDK, bedbug lives make the thug life look good. I certainly don't want to randomly be stabbed to death by penii. Sounds like Hyenas but worse.

Fungus wouldn't be bad.

[choffman]

Well they don't actually kill each other. It's just a mating duel.

[choffman]

Er. Wait. Did you mean bedbugs? I thought you meant flatworms.

[rosicrucian]

No, I meant actual bedbugs. Look up THOSE mating rituals. :D