Past week..
Well I thought i'd better update seeing as i havent in like a couple of years so here goes. And By the way this is fucking long cause i'm a blabber mouth and talk too much k?
Ill just start off with McCourts party on Monday, it was good and a few laughs that will be with me for the rest of my days. Greg had too much too fast and started dancin on tables and shit ..i found it funny but i bet McCourt didnt. Then he wanted a fight with Meg and had to be restrained ...mainly by my fine self. Meg had toooo much to drink but I found him hilarious.Number 3 Lucky man ...NUMBER 3! I bet the girls didnt though .. hahahaha.
Tuesday i went shopping and bought a few t-shirts a new belt buckle and some Cd's. Was mainly boring but I was kinda recovering a bit from the night before so it wasnt so bad that i didnt go out and get wasted again.
Wednesday Marc had a Social Gathering? he left it a bit late for a party but was still funny ...Animal Porn is the new topic for everyone to piss themselves at. Kinda got to know Ross and Leo and they seemed sound.Talking about Big Tits is fun...
Stayed at his house and got some good pictures of McCourt and Marc shaggin in the one bed . No Joke! Big Odd Dean slept downstairs with his boxers and jacket on, not even a blanket to keep him warm ...What the fuck?
Thrusday..woke up at 12 in marcs house and then at 2, shorto traylor and roberts came round to dicuss this West Highland Way Walk thingy that were now doing on Wenseday August 10...9 days fuck me. I plan to get steamin every night and chase ghosts in the woods while im stoned out my brain.
At Night Marc convinced me to go to Nataile Herions party ...i was shitein it incase i got a k/b. Wasnt brilliant but was a good night all the same. Marc was wrecked beyond beleif so i slapped him around as one does.
At about 2 Ross wanted marc to go to some morrisions party and marc asked me if i wanted to go ...i was half cut so i was like meh what the fuck so we walked fae Natalie's (which is like Glenburn) to beyond Moredon to some fat chicks house. I looked like a fucking gimp standing outside waiting to get in. So went in and straight away Suzzie (I was warned of her and i knew it the moment i clapped eyes on her that it was infact her. Flabby arms and all that shit...Thats why i called her Pingu) says "Who the fuck are" and i went "Im with those guys" and she says "I anit sucked your cock so i dunno who the fuck you are" then something happen between her and Leo i think and i just walked in. It was full of 20 year old's listen to r'n'b so i was like what the FUCK! stayed for about 15 minutes then sayed to marc and that "Im away for a fag be back in 5 minutes" ...and i just walked home.
As for Friday ..i wont bore you with that shite.
Saturday had work till 9 ...wargames at work are fun!
Sunday again had work but was invited to Colin's party by Madien (thanks btw)...as i was working till 8 i was late as per usual. Got a taxi to Dykebar and i was like what the fuck ive been bammed up. I couldnt here music, couldnt see anyone in the windows so i was like fuck. But when i went upto the door i seen that It was Colins house (Had a wee N.Holmes thing on the front door). So rang the door bell and some guy came to the door and goes hey tyeson come on in beers are in the kitchen and everyones outside in the backdoor (It was Colin but i'd never met him before How Akward is That SHIT?) So anyways party was pretty awesome though i felt werid cause i only knew about 4 people so i probably looked like a weee fucking sheep following every cunt around the place but meh whatever. Dont think i thanked Colin for the party so i may have come across like a prick so sorry he was a fucking kool guy man..
Later on we went to bawshaw and someone stole my skins. I got invited to join the outlaws but on one condition...i take off my top. I was like WTF do you not know me at all? I started calling Gemmell, Gimple for some reason ...think it was cause he keep seperating him self from the pack ... Thought i dared not say it to his face.
The "Syrup" insident as its now been dubbed i was there just in time to here the "This is non alcholic ...this is syrup" part. Personally i didnt find it that funny but each to there own and all that jazz. Tackled Madien down a hill and i was like take that ya bastard! until he landed on my leg at which point i scream like a wee pussy ...my leg hurts still. Then went and got bacon and chicken sandwichs ...Credit and all that Shit too Kieran for telling us about this jem ...your the man ect ect ect. Glad a met a few people that night Dougy seems kool first time ive had the chance to speak to him and we seem to get along quite well.
Tomorrow half of the West highland way posse are gettin fake Id's because they have no pubes so there for cant be seen near a pub.
So yeah ..
Peace
Ill just start off with McCourts party on Monday, it was good and a few laughs that will be with me for the rest of my days. Greg had too much too fast and started dancin on tables and shit ..i found it funny but i bet McCourt didnt. Then he wanted a fight with Meg and had to be restrained ...mainly by my fine self. Meg had toooo much to drink but I found him hilarious.Number 3 Lucky man ...NUMBER 3! I bet the girls didnt though .. hahahaha.
Tuesday i went shopping and bought a few t-shirts a new belt buckle and some Cd's. Was mainly boring but I was kinda recovering a bit from the night before so it wasnt so bad that i didnt go out and get wasted again.
Wednesday Marc had a Social Gathering? he left it a bit late for a party but was still funny ...Animal Porn is the new topic for everyone to piss themselves at. Kinda got to know Ross and Leo and they seemed sound.Talking about Big Tits is fun...
Stayed at his house and got some good pictures of McCourt and Marc shaggin in the one bed . No Joke! Big Odd Dean slept downstairs with his boxers and jacket on, not even a blanket to keep him warm ...What the fuck?
Thrusday..woke up at 12 in marcs house and then at 2, shorto traylor and roberts came round to dicuss this West Highland Way Walk thingy that were now doing on Wenseday August 10...9 days fuck me. I plan to get steamin every night and chase ghosts in the woods while im stoned out my brain.
At Night Marc convinced me to go to Nataile Herions party ...i was shitein it incase i got a k/b. Wasnt brilliant but was a good night all the same. Marc was wrecked beyond beleif so i slapped him around as one does.
At about 2 Ross wanted marc to go to some morrisions party and marc asked me if i wanted to go ...i was half cut so i was like meh what the fuck so we walked fae Natalie's (which is like Glenburn) to beyond Moredon to some fat chicks house. I looked like a fucking gimp standing outside waiting to get in. So went in and straight away Suzzie (I was warned of her and i knew it the moment i clapped eyes on her that it was infact her. Flabby arms and all that shit...Thats why i called her Pingu) says "Who the fuck are" and i went "Im with those guys" and she says "I anit sucked your cock so i dunno who the fuck you are" then something happen between her and Leo i think and i just walked in. It was full of 20 year old's listen to r'n'b so i was like what the FUCK! stayed for about 15 minutes then sayed to marc and that "Im away for a fag be back in 5 minutes" ...and i just walked home.
As for Friday ..i wont bore you with that shite.
Saturday had work till 9 ...wargames at work are fun!
Sunday again had work but was invited to Colin's party by Madien (thanks btw)...as i was working till 8 i was late as per usual. Got a taxi to Dykebar and i was like what the fuck ive been bammed up. I couldnt here music, couldnt see anyone in the windows so i was like fuck. But when i went upto the door i seen that It was Colins house (Had a wee N.Holmes thing on the front door). So rang the door bell and some guy came to the door and goes hey tyeson come on in beers are in the kitchen and everyones outside in the backdoor (It was Colin but i'd never met him before How Akward is That SHIT?) So anyways party was pretty awesome though i felt werid cause i only knew about 4 people so i probably looked like a weee fucking sheep following every cunt around the place but meh whatever. Dont think i thanked Colin for the party so i may have come across like a prick so sorry he was a fucking kool guy man..
Later on we went to bawshaw and someone stole my skins. I got invited to join the outlaws but on one condition...i take off my top. I was like WTF do you not know me at all? I started calling Gemmell, Gimple for some reason ...think it was cause he keep seperating him self from the pack ... Thought i dared not say it to his face.
The "Syrup" insident as its now been dubbed i was there just in time to here the "This is non alcholic ...this is syrup" part. Personally i didnt find it that funny but each to there own and all that jazz. Tackled Madien down a hill and i was like take that ya bastard! until he landed on my leg at which point i scream like a wee pussy ...my leg hurts still. Then went and got bacon and chicken sandwichs ...Credit and all that Shit too Kieran for telling us about this jem ...your the man ect ect ect. Glad a met a few people that night Dougy seems kool first time ive had the chance to speak to him and we seem to get along quite well.
Tomorrow half of the West highland way posse are gettin fake Id's because they have no pubes so there for cant be seen near a pub.
So yeah ..
Peace