This is the crowbar and you've just beem noodled. BANNED!
This week's actually been pretty good.
Monday - School was decent. Went and bought my new laptop cause this fuckers finished. Have to wait till monday though so that i can get an extra broadband fitted.
Tuesday cant remember.
Wednesday - TheAcademyIs and Taste of Chaos tickets came at last. Think its two weeks today.
Thursday - OKay this should be fun. Last night alot of people went to the crow ..not as many as i thought but still about 20. Emmm just sat there all night slaggin off people that were opposite to us cause the musics so loud you cant even here anything. Met Greame Catterson for the first time in ages. Was kool too see him again. Even though he does have shite taste in music. It shut about 12 and Me Marc Steph and Shaun all went to the bank so marc could get some money out. Turns out he only had 65p. Gutting. People Peeing on a lamppost is not COOL!
Then we had to go back to the crow cause Steph left her phone in there. got in and the managers like "Hey man how's it going ..did you have any pot noddles while you's were in" Im like no but i know who did. One thing lead to another and i blamed it all on McCourt. Gave the woman his number and she Txt'ed him saying. "You've just been noodled by the crowbar. Dont bother coming back." Whoops.
Then we came up with the genius plan to goto Matthew Allision's birthday bash. Me Marc Lofty And Steph all got in a taxi and i was like "em yeah to foxbar my good man." I took the guy to so many dead ends its not funny. Finally got there and he's like "yeah come in, im so drunk". Yeah whatever man.
Got in and theres like 6 people there but a whole barfull of booze in his kitchen. JACKPOT!. Started on the vodka and then people starting dishing out the Absinthe. Then raded the fucker's fridge to get Gammon and BACON! By this time i could here Matthew saying to people who the fuck brought them ..i fucking hate them. That was the first and well final straw. Marc just started puking up all over his Kitchen and then we just started asking people if they had any smacc. No was the answer so we got out washing powder tablets crushed them up and drew lines of "coke" everywere. And lofty got out some vanish and started writing poof all over his kitchen walls. Then we jumped around to some rap music.
Later when matthew was away arguing it was 'take cap off 3-bomb of cider and away we go'. All over his chairs, carpet and big ass gay paintings. Obviously we got asked to leave and said no were loving this. But it end up getting shite and chucking everything out his fridge and cat litter was a new low so we though we better go into the hall ..slag him then leave. Obviously.
Couldnt help but try and steal what i assume was his dad's wheelchair as we left his house. He had those 'L' plate type things and i wanted to be wheeled home with them on each rim ...He stopped us as we opened the door with the wheelchair. Still got one of those plates but yAS! As we left i still have a bottle of cider so i chucked it all over his windows and threw the rest at his massive living room window. Then we all decided to chuck stones aswell. And marc picked up and brick and smashed his plant pots.
As we where walking, when we got to the end of his street i remember turning round and all i seen was matthew bolting at us trying to get his jacket on shouting 'Ma Chairs MA FUCKING CHAIRS!' hahaha was brilliant.
Dont remember much about the walk home but i do know we played chap door run away ..or rather ring doorbell and wait for 20 seconds, ask for a fag then runaway. And jumping threw hedges and chasing cats.
Same again next week. Or wait TONIGHT EVEN BETTER!
x.
Monday - School was decent. Went and bought my new laptop cause this fuckers finished. Have to wait till monday though so that i can get an extra broadband fitted.
Tuesday cant remember.
Wednesday - TheAcademyIs and Taste of Chaos tickets came at last. Think its two weeks today.
Thursday - OKay this should be fun. Last night alot of people went to the crow ..not as many as i thought but still about 20. Emmm just sat there all night slaggin off people that were opposite to us cause the musics so loud you cant even here anything. Met Greame Catterson for the first time in ages. Was kool too see him again. Even though he does have shite taste in music. It shut about 12 and Me Marc Steph and Shaun all went to the bank so marc could get some money out. Turns out he only had 65p. Gutting. People Peeing on a lamppost is not COOL!
Then we had to go back to the crow cause Steph left her phone in there. got in and the managers like "Hey man how's it going ..did you have any pot noddles while you's were in" Im like no but i know who did. One thing lead to another and i blamed it all on McCourt. Gave the woman his number and she Txt'ed him saying. "You've just been noodled by the crowbar. Dont bother coming back." Whoops.
Then we came up with the genius plan to goto Matthew Allision's birthday bash. Me Marc Lofty And Steph all got in a taxi and i was like "em yeah to foxbar my good man." I took the guy to so many dead ends its not funny. Finally got there and he's like "yeah come in, im so drunk". Yeah whatever man.
Got in and theres like 6 people there but a whole barfull of booze in his kitchen. JACKPOT!. Started on the vodka and then people starting dishing out the Absinthe. Then raded the fucker's fridge to get Gammon and BACON! By this time i could here Matthew saying to people who the fuck brought them ..i fucking hate them. That was the first and well final straw. Marc just started puking up all over his Kitchen and then we just started asking people if they had any smacc. No was the answer so we got out washing powder tablets crushed them up and drew lines of "coke" everywere. And lofty got out some vanish and started writing poof all over his kitchen walls. Then we jumped around to some rap music.
Later when matthew was away arguing it was 'take cap off 3-bomb of cider and away we go'. All over his chairs, carpet and big ass gay paintings. Obviously we got asked to leave and said no were loving this. But it end up getting shite and chucking everything out his fridge and cat litter was a new low so we though we better go into the hall ..slag him then leave. Obviously.
Couldnt help but try and steal what i assume was his dad's wheelchair as we left his house. He had those 'L' plate type things and i wanted to be wheeled home with them on each rim ...He stopped us as we opened the door with the wheelchair. Still got one of those plates but yAS! As we left i still have a bottle of cider so i chucked it all over his windows and threw the rest at his massive living room window. Then we all decided to chuck stones aswell. And marc picked up and brick and smashed his plant pots.
As we where walking, when we got to the end of his street i remember turning round and all i seen was matthew bolting at us trying to get his jacket on shouting 'Ma Chairs MA FUCKING CHAIRS!' hahaha was brilliant.
Dont remember much about the walk home but i do know we played chap door run away ..or rather ring doorbell and wait for 20 seconds, ask for a fag then runaway. And jumping threw hedges and chasing cats.
Same again next week. Or wait TONIGHT EVEN BETTER!
x.