The downfall of civilization

[chodan]

Today, I was witness to a horror that I pray our children and grandchildren are never subjected to...many of you know Him as Ben Matlock, or as science calls him...the oldest man alive. I was somewhat disgrunted before the incident anyway, as I had sat in 4 degree weather the night before to watch Milwaukee beat the Cardinals like they stole

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[jsol]

I don't have a direct comment, per say, to this entry. But I do have one towards your overall demeanor. I'd like to think this is coming from a fairly impartial source, seeing as though I don't have to put up with your childish antics on a regular basis. So here it is: Someday, my friend, someday soon, you'll learn what it is to have an intelligent discussion/debate without signing off as soon as the moment arises that you feel you are losing. Now, I understand that it is hard for a guy with an ego of such immense porportion to come to terms with the fact that he is being outwitted by a force of thunder of the opposite sex....but it's time you joined the reality that the rest of us have been involved with for quite some time. Sure, it isn't always a pleasant place, but it at least allows us to fathom that different people have different opinions...and just because those opinions do not relate to your luckluster view on life, does not make them wrong. Ultimately, I hope you will take away from this analysis that I am not in

Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[chodan]

Well, I feel as if I have been unfarely attacked. You make me out to be this egotistical self-infatuated jackass, who cares nothing of other's opinions. Anyone who reads your entry may falsely assume that I do not allow for open communication or healthy debating. This is not true. However, I cannot justify talking sports to someone who questions the offensive authority of Mark McGuire, or someone who has no idea who Albert Pujols is. Pertty soon, you'll be telling me that you hate apple pie, and that Leonardo wasn't the best Ninja Turtle. Your city hasn't won a single sporting event since Larry Bird left the Celtics. In order to save you further embarassment, from now on, when I want your opinion...I'll give it to you. Thank you for your time.

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[jsol]

"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you" Well, I must hand it to you, you've managed to capture an entire gender's bigoted faux pas in one single sentence. Bravo. You've clearly reached deep into that over crowded chauvinistic brain of yours for that one, although , I'm not sure of the exact year in the 1950s that your time machine warped you out of. Let me just point out one slight, hypocritical error in your irrational thought process you called a rebuttal. "You make me out to be this egotistical self-infatuated
jackass, who cares nothing of other's opinions. Anyone who reads your entry may falsely assume that I
do not allow for open communication or healthy debating. This is not true"

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[jsol]

To continue my point (seeing as though my computer is lucipher himself and decided it was time to post my comment when I was clearly not through) . You write this fictional statement, insisting it to be fact, when not 3 sentences later you point out, and I quote, "when I want your opinion I'll give it to you." Now, this may be me, here...but how can one go about claiming their open mindness and ability to reason with others, and yet, pronounce other's opions for them???. In other words, just so I'm on the same page here, you care about other's opinions, as long as their your own? Okay, I gotcha now.

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[wagumz]

Hey princess,

Shut
The
Fuck
Up

Thanks biatch

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[jsol]

Well, that was creative. I appreciate your kind words, all the while wondering if you were at any point involved.

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[jsol]

Woman! I am here to say on behalf of all sane females (which I am) that you are psycho!!! First of all, I don't know where the unprecedented idea came to you that this as at all some sort of attack. I found the entire entry extremely humorous and tend to agree with a lot of what he says. You on the other hand, obviously have something against all males, or a deep infatuation with Andy Griffith, thus rendering you completely insane when any derogetory comment toward him is made. Although this may only be a sign of even deeper issues with an absent father figure, or just a lack of good old hot lovin in your life, I think you need to deal with this in a less extrovertingly harmful manor and just shut the hell up!
Thank you for your time.

By the way, your sheer ignorance or the Cardinals astounds me and I feel true pity that you call yourself an American.

Re: Proof that Midol doesn't work for all women

[jsol]

At any point in your mindless babble, did you ever once stop to think that maybe I was just joking...you know, sarcasm? I am flattered that you have taken this amount of time out of your, I assume, ever-so-busy schedule to post a comment to my entry that was made weeks ago, but I'm not sure how necessary, or relevant, it really was. Also, I thank you for your pity and will take note of it. One more thing, I understand that I am dealing with a very rational, sane woman...which you so kindly pointed out...and I can't tell you how refreshing it is to have someone reply to my entries and own up to their comments, such as you did. Oh wait, no, you posted them anonymously...sweet.

Fighting Amoungst the Allies

[chodan]

Allow me to introduce everyone