Third Shot

[chocotransgress]

SAYU. SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO I DO NOT WANT YOUR FUCKING CHOCOLATE AND I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR "BFF"!!

Why do I have to be surrounded by such idiots?!

Tch. Exams are coming up, whoopie-fucking-doo. They'll be easy. So Kio, don't you dare bother me or else I'll break another bone. You've already fraternized with the enemy, I don't need you being

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[chupasexual]

You know, if you study too hard it's all just going to go in one ear and out the other.

And I did not fraternize with the enemy! Just because you have some stupid rivalry with Near does not mean he's off limits for me to socialize with. [Yeah he's going to ignore that bit about being a pest. He's still kind of in too much pain to care at the moment.]

[chocotransgress]

It hasn't for years, I doubt anything that stupid will happen.

Yes you did! Why would you even want to socialize with him? He's a stupid, big-headed git who's boring and does nothing but play with his puzzles and lame toy robots!!

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[chupasexual]

Well there's a first time for everything, Mello.

All I did was borrow some aspirin for my nose that is now broken because of you. I'd hardly call that fraternizing.

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[chupasexual]

But maybe I'll talk to him more often just because you don't want me to~ Or does it make you jealous~?

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[chocotransgress]

Not if I can help it.

It's the same thing!

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[chocotransgress]

...

That hardly makes me jealous.

Fine. Talk to him. Go ahead and catch his big-headed stupidity.

[chupasexual]

[Boo, not the reaction he wanted.]

Well, if you say so...

But you're definitely more interesting.

[chocotransgress]

[and that's not the reaction that hewanted, so they're even~]

Whatever.

Of course I am.

[chupasexual]

...I'd really like it if we could talk more. You know, get to know each other. Talking to Near made me curious about you.

[chocotransgress]

...Why? That's stupid. There's nothing that you need to know about me! What kind of things did that idiot tell you?

[chupasexual]

Why not? If I open up to you, you should open up to me! It's a two-way street, Mello. He told me you used to live at an orphanage. That's all.

[chocotransgress]

Because I don't want you to know shit about me! "Two-way street" my ass, nothing's fair, idiot! Yeah. Parents died when I was young, oh no, sob story, blah blah blah, boo-fucking-hoo.

[chupasexual]

It's only unfair because you're forcing it to be. Angry as always, I see. I wasn't pitying you, if that's what you think.