Story of Ms Big Bum
One not very fine day, Meizhen, also known as Ms Big Bum, was on her way to school for her Grammer test. Lucky for her, she managed to get a seat on 199. As usual, she turned her face to look at the always-the-same scenery.
Ms Big Bum: "sigh wake up so early end up still go to school so late"
*feeeeep* - sound of Ms Btch sitting next Ms Big Bum
Ms Btch: "What a big bum!"
Ms Btch proceed to dig for something in her bag. While digging for her stuff, she elbowed Ms Big Bum thrice, without a word of sorry.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau eh, i move in as much as possible liao. My bum may be big but not to the extend of not giving u enuff space right?"
Ms Big Bum turn and diao Ms Btch.
Ms Big Bum: "eh? skinny one leh. need so much space ah?.... nevermind. maybe too many things in her bag."
Ms Btch finally dug out what she was looking for. Her super loud speaker - mobile phone.
Ms Btch yak yak yak yak.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau u wanna talk on the phone if ur biz, can dun keep elbowing me anot?"
Ms Btch: "Bum so big. not enough space for me to talk lah... maybe i should do something to make her move in somemore"
Ms Btch procced to scratch Ms Big Bum with her super duper witch-lookalike nails.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau eh will pain one leh! Ddidn't even say sorry!"
Ms Btch: "hmph now u know how powerful i am right?! See my claw attack!... ohhhhh perfect theme for halloween tonight!"
After a journey of staring, Ms Big Bum and Ms Btch got down the bus.
Ms Big Bum: "I hope her nails break soon!"
*no actual words exchanged. All are thoughts running in the head."
This was what happened to Ms Big Bum today. Although the thoughts of Ms Btch were made up, but that was how Ms Big Bum felt and thought. If u accidentally elbow someone ONCE, it's okie. If u are going to elbow someone repeatly, please apologise!
And i know girls like to keep long nails... But please keep them to yourself!! How can u scratch someone and pretend that it didn't happen? There's a SCREECHING SOUND!!!!
Alright girls, time to be considerate. It won't kill to say sorry! Just like my long hair may be a nuisance - tickling other people's arm, i always make it a point to pull my hair to the front. I make sure my hair rest neatly and not all crawling all over people's shoulder!
And i'm so sorry for having such a big bum. If you hthink ur small bum can fit beside a big bum, by all means go ahead. If u wanna squeeze beside a big bum when u urself have a big bum, please save all these small actions for yourself. You are not the only one who paid a fare.
Ms Big Bum: "sigh wake up so early end up still go to school so late"
*feeeeep* - sound of Ms Btch sitting next Ms Big Bum
Ms Btch: "What a big bum!"
Ms Btch proceed to dig for something in her bag. While digging for her stuff, she elbowed Ms Big Bum thrice, without a word of sorry.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau eh, i move in as much as possible liao. My bum may be big but not to the extend of not giving u enuff space right?"
Ms Big Bum turn and diao Ms Btch.
Ms Big Bum: "eh? skinny one leh. need so much space ah?.... nevermind. maybe too many things in her bag."
Ms Btch finally dug out what she was looking for. Her super loud speaker - mobile phone.
Ms Btch yak yak yak yak.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau u wanna talk on the phone if ur biz, can dun keep elbowing me anot?"
Ms Btch: "Bum so big. not enough space for me to talk lah... maybe i should do something to make her move in somemore"
Ms Btch procced to scratch Ms Big Bum with her super duper witch-lookalike nails.
Ms Big Bum: "Wah lau eh will pain one leh! Ddidn't even say sorry!"
Ms Btch: "hmph now u know how powerful i am right?! See my claw attack!... ohhhhh perfect theme for halloween tonight!"
After a journey of staring, Ms Big Bum and Ms Btch got down the bus.
Ms Big Bum: "I hope her nails break soon!"
*no actual words exchanged. All are thoughts running in the head."
This was what happened to Ms Big Bum today. Although the thoughts of Ms Btch were made up, but that was how Ms Big Bum felt and thought. If u accidentally elbow someone ONCE, it's okie. If u are going to elbow someone repeatly, please apologise!
And i know girls like to keep long nails... But please keep them to yourself!! How can u scratch someone and pretend that it didn't happen? There's a SCREECHING SOUND!!!!
Alright girls, time to be considerate. It won't kill to say sorry! Just like my long hair may be a nuisance - tickling other people's arm, i always make it a point to pull my hair to the front. I make sure my hair rest neatly and not all crawling all over people's shoulder!
And i'm so sorry for having such a big bum. If you hthink ur small bum can fit beside a big bum, by all means go ahead. If u wanna squeeze beside a big bum when u urself have a big bum, please save all these small actions for yourself. You are not the only one who paid a fare.